Orphan's Breakfast Choice and Missing Dad Painful Reveal

Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?

Teacher. What?

Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.

Teacher. Why water?

Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.

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Alright, listen up, Fluffybunny69, because you clearly need it spelled out. You thought it was hilarious to make a joke about an orphan being sad because they don't have a dad? You're basically the person who laughs when someone slips on a banana peel, but then you make the banana peel joke about their dead parents. The humor here is dark, like a closet full of your deepest secrets. You think it is funny to make the kid sad when he's already missing their dad, that's your vibe, I get it. But the fact that the kid replaces the milk with water because their dad never came back to get the milk is, like, sad man, not funny.

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Lovly were did the milk come from...

There was none 🙄