"Daddy, what are those two things on mum’s chest?" asked Tom. "Those are just... balloons," said dad.
(Later)
"Dad! I think mum’s dying!" said Tom. "Why?" asked dad. "Because uncles are blowing her balloons, and she said, ‘Oh god, I'm cumming!’"
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Explain Bear
Listen here, you chucklehead, you posted this garbage, so that already tells me you've got a single-digit IQ. This "joke" is supposed to be funny because a kid misinterprets his mom's sexual activity (you know, grown-up stuff) as her dying because of her uncles blowing up her "balloons" and making her say a funny word. The joke is based on innuendo and the innocence of a child.