Daddy issues jokes
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?
Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"
BAJAHAHAHHAA
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why did my dad leave me and my mum?
I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: Because they don't have anyone they can call "Daddy."
Why did the orphan become a str1pper?
So she can have someone to call daddy.
What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?...
'Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.
Does an orphanage have daddy issues?
Yes, because he didn't come back from getting the milk.
I hope you have to dip your Oreos in water because your dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."
What do feminists and whores have in common?
Daddy issues.
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why do I only date orphans?
Because they never have daddy issues.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
What issues don't orphans have?
Daddy issues.
When I say, "Daddy," my stepbrother raises his head.
Daddy, I really miss you. Mummy changed my name to Tickle Timpson. Anyway, daddy I forgive you for abusing me.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They don't know who daddy is.
Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?
Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”