Daddy issues jokes
Why do I only date orphans?
Because they never have daddy issues.
Does an orphanage have daddy issues?
Yes, because he didn't come back from getting the milk.
What issues don't orphans have?
Daddy issues.
My dad is like my depression, you need a suicide letter to find him.
"I'm not sure why my girlfriend's father doesn't like me."
"What was your first impression on him?"
"I told him, she calls me daddy too."
I wish my dad was home. I haven’t seen him since the shot of 2008.
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
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Choke me like you hate me, but you love me Lowkey wanna date me when you fuck me (uwu) Touch me with the lights off and my chains on Baby, I'm not the right one you should wait on She a freak, lil' bad ho Gaspare told me kill it I said, "Let me grab my Death Note" Huh, she pulled me in like a lasso Sayin' that she know me, I don't even know her at though Ain't no daddy issues, then I won't even bother She say I kill … Read more
Daddy issues by the neighborhood
shaylie hami21 hours ago in Community lets get 100 comments on this
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Comments (4) Royal 17 hours ago Bro shut the fuck up no one cares that you have daddy issues go cry in your corner.
Royal 17 hours ago Let's get 100 comments wooo!
The Stigg 15 minutes ago LMAo
shaylie hami less than a minute ago he wasnt talking to me