Daddy issues jokes
What do feminists and whores have in common?
Daddy issues.
Does an orphanage have daddy issues?
Yes, because he didn't come back from getting the milk.
Why do I only date orphans?
Because they never have daddy issues.
Why did my dad leave me and my mum?
I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"
When I say, "Daddy," my stepbrother raises his head.
Daddy, I really miss you. Mummy changed my name to Tickle Timpson. Anyway, daddy I forgive you for abusing me.
Why does my dad hate me? Really, please tell me, I'm tired of the constant abuse and pain.
I hope you have to dip your Oreos in water because your dad never came back with the milk.
What issues don't orphans have?
Daddy issues.
Community talk
Choke me like you hate me, but you love me Lowkey wanna date me when you fuck me (uwu) Touch me with the lights off and my chains on Baby, I'm not the right one you should wait on She a freak, lil' bad ho Gaspare told me kill it I said, "Let me grab my Death Note" Huh, she pulled me in like a lasso Sayin' that she know me, I don't even know her at though Ain't no daddy issues, then I won't even bother She say I kill … Read more
Daddy issues by the neighborhood
shaylie hami21 hours ago in Community lets get 100 comments on this
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Comments (4) Royal 17 hours ago Bro shut the fuck up no one cares that you have daddy issues go cry in your corner.
Royal 17 hours ago Let's get 100 comments wooo!
The Stigg 15 minutes ago LMAo
shaylie hami less than a minute ago he wasnt talking to me