Why did mommy disapear: the dad: well, when she crossed the road to get to the chicken, she only made it halfway.
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I'd tell you a Kobe joke But I am afraid It wouldnt land well
Yo mama so fat when she went swimming they found water on mars
Friend: How dark IS your humor Me: It started an orginization against cops
Me dozing off while driving. Everyeone alse on the passanger plane September 11 2001
What was the orphans first video game consol? PS5 because it has no home button
Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal part the balloon came out green.
Me: spreading positivity Everyone else at the HIV testing center
I still remember my granpas last words: turn the lawn mower off!