Why did mommy disapear: the dad: well, when she crossed the road to get to the chicken, she only made it halfway.

Friend: How dark IS your humor Me: It started an orginization against cops

Me dozing off while driving. Everyeone alse on the passanger plane September 11 2001

What was the orphans first video game consol? PS5 because it has no home button

Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal part the balloon came out green.