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I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.
A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It's driving me nuts.
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What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?....a busted nut.
Why did the squirrel do the backstroke? He wanted to keep his nuts dry.
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? -- He nuts and bolts.
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle dave...
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have you heard of the.. uh Pokemon called uh rhy.. rhy
rhydon deez nuts
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What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
What did the nut chasing the other nut say? Imma cashew
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What do squirrels and men have in common? They always want a nut.
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I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.
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