What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
Why do vegetarians give good head? Beause they’re used to eating nuts.
A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It’s driving me nuts.
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? – He nuts and bolts.
What did the nut chasing the other nut say? Imma cashew
Do you know Imagine Dragons Yeah Imagine Dragon my nuts across your face
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked, as they moved off. “Because”, he said, “I can’t stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.”
Why did the squirrel do the backstroke? He wanted to keep his nuts dry.
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel?” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts!”
A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy. And his owner beats him.
What did the squirrel say to the dog?
There are nuts in your poop. I found them.
Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
What did the wire say to the electrician Stop twisting my nuts
A GUY GOES TO SEE HIS PSYCHIATRIST DRESSED ONLY IN BUBBLE WRAP. WHEN HE GETS THERE HE ASKED THE PSYCH, cAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME? THE PSYCH SAYS NO, I’M SORRY, I CAN CLEARLY SEE YOUR NUTS.
What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?..a busted nut.
Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?? He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.
I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel hanging down his pants. A guy walks buy and says ''Pardon me sir, but you’ve got a wheel hanging down your pants. The pirate responds ‘‘I know. i’ts driving me nuts!’’