Wall

Anonymous

I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.

1

Blow

Anonymous

What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.

7

Bar

Anonymous

Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.

4

Bust

REGGIE

What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?..a busted nut.

2

Hill

jed beese

Why do vegetarians give good head? Beause they’re used to eating nuts.

5

Puns

Anonymous

Why did the squirrel do the backstroke? He wanted to keep his nuts dry.

2

Night

Anonymous

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? – He nuts and bolts.

0

Difference

Wickywa

What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)

6

Face

Carlos Lopez

Do you know Imagine Dragons Yeah Imagine Dragon my nuts across your face

3

Chase

Anonymous

What did the nut chasing the other nut say? Imma cashew

4

Sadness

Instagram @yfn_unkn0wn

A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy. And his owner beats him.

Squirrel

Anonymous

In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle dave…

Ball

aborted fetus 911

have you heard of the… uh Pokemon called uh rhy… rhy

rhydon deez nuts

Bartender

Zane

A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It’s driving me nuts.

6

Bartender

5

A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel?” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts!”

6

Butter

Stephanie

What did the bread say to the peanut butter? I think your nuts

Doctor

Anonymous

I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.

Pickup

Anonymous

Yo girl…do you like squirrels, because i’m about to nut in your hole

0

Doctor

Troy Adams

A GUY GOES TO SEE HIS PSYCHIATRIST DRESSED ONLY IN BUBBLE WRAP. WHEN HE GETS THERE HE ASKED THE PSYCH, cAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME? THE PSYCH SAYS NO, I’M SORRY, I CAN CLEARLY SEE YOUR NUTS.

4

Deez Nuts

UrMom

What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He’s a d!ck.