What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.
A GUY GOES TO SEE HIS PSYCHIATRIST DRESSED ONLY IN BUBBLE WRAP. WHEN HE GETS THERE HE ASKED THE PSYCH, cAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME? THE PSYCH SAYS NO, I’M SORRY, I CAN CLEARLY SEE YOUR NUTS.
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel?” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts!”
What did the nut chasing the other nut say? Imma cashew
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It’s driving me nuts.
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like? A: “Wrap” music
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says hes gay- he can’t be tho… he’s allergic to nuts!
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked, as they moved off. “Because”, he said, “I can’t stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.”
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? – He nuts and bolts.
Yo girl…do you like squirrels, because i’m about to nut in your hole
Why do vegetarians give good head? Beause they’re used to eating nuts.
Do you know Imagine Dragons Yeah Imagine Dragon my nuts across your face
Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.
Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?? He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.
Why did the squirrel do the backstroke? He wanted to keep his nuts dry.
A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy. And his owner beats him.
What did the bus driver say to the nut 🥜? Where do you live