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Wind

Anonymous

What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.

Wall

Anonymous

I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.

Chase

Anonymous

What did the nut chasing the other nut say? Imma cashew

Kid

Anonymous

Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.

Head

jed beese

Why do vegetarians give good head? Beause they’re used to eating nuts.

Bar

Zane

A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It’s driving me nuts.

Sadness

Instagram @yfn_unkn0wn

A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy. And his owner beats him.

Face

Carlos Lopez

Do you know Imagine Dragons Yeah Imagine Dragon my nuts across your face

Difference

Wickywa

What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)

Night

Anonymous

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? – He nuts and bolts.

Puns

Anonymous

Why did the squirrel do the backstroke? He wanted to keep his nuts dry.

Bar

5

A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel?” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts!”

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Bust

REGGIE

What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?..a busted nut.

Girl

Anonymous

Yo girl…do you like squirrels, because i’m about to nut in your hole

Doctor

Troy Adams

A GUY GOES TO SEE HIS PSYCHIATRIST DRESSED ONLY IN BUBBLE WRAP. WHEN HE GETS THERE HE ASKED THE PSYCH, cAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME? THE PSYCH SAYS NO, I’M SORRY, I CAN CLEARLY SEE YOUR NUTS.

Ball

catboy227

DR Brody: Sir your son has a disease called boofa dad: whats boofa? DR Brody: both of these nuts in your mouth

Man

This Guy 123

A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel hanging down his pants. A guy walks buy and says ''Pardon me sir, but you’ve got a wheel hanging down your pants. The pirate responds ‘‘I know. i’ts driving me nuts!’’

Puns

Overwatch_Gamer321

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked, as they moved off. “Because”, he said, “I can’t stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.”

Kid

What the f...

There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says hes gay- he can’t be tho… he’s allergic to nuts!

Guy

Anonymous

Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?? He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.

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