A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It’s driving me nuts.

Why did the squirrel do the backstroke? He wanted to keep his nuts dry.

A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel?” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts!”

Do you know Imagine Dragons Yeah Imagine Dragon my nuts across your face

A GUY GOES TO SEE HIS PSYCHIATRIST DRESSED ONLY IN BUBBLE WRAP. WHEN HE GETS THERE HE ASKED THE PSYCH, cAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME? THE PSYCH SAYS NO, I’M SORRY, I CAN CLEARLY SEE YOUR NUTS.

Why did the chipmunk swim on its back?

To keep its nuts dry

a student was peeking in on a 10/10 chick and the guy was about to nut. the school shooter patted his back and told him to leave his corpses alone

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? – He nuts and bolts.

Got head from a girl with down syndrome. She wouldn’t let me cum in her mouth, so I busted my nut on the windows… Nature will take its course.

Yo girl…do you like squirrels, because i’m about to nut in your hole

What do u call nuts on ur chest? Chestnuts What do u call nuts on the wall? Walnuts What do u call nuts on ur chin? A b......

Me:what’s that girls name from phinease and ferb the sister Crush:candice Me:candice dick fit in your mouth Crush: slaps me Walks away

How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.

What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?..a busted nut.

What does a robot do after a one night stand? He nuts n bolts

This disabled kid walked up to me so I asked what disease he had. He said Lima. So I said, come again? And he said Lima nuts and I asked if that was a fruit and he said. No I’m a vegetable.

Why didn’t the squirrel wanna go swimming because he didnt wanna get his nuts wet

A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says “what the hell is that?”. The pirate said “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts!”.

Why do vegetarians give good head? Beause they’re used to eating nuts.

Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?? He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.

Deez nuts

GOT EEMMMMMMMM

yo mama so stupid she thought a donut was dough shaped like a nut

DR Brody: Sir your son has a disease called boofa dad: whats boofa? DR Brody: both of these nuts in your mouth

Two old Indian ladies out picking Potato’s one ladie stops staring at this huge potato turning it round and round . The other old Ladie sais to her what are you doing she sais these potato’s remind me of my ((husbands nuts )) she sais oh my are they really that BIG she said no there that dirty. lololol

deez nuts

“got Eem”