I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.
if there is a guy in a wheelchair and he is a bully say
i’m still standing.
I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.
The wheels on the bus go round and round!
Gays: I like men
Strait: I like women
Bisexual: a hole is a hole
Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end you wish you had a club and spade.
A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands for money.
Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, "Did you see me rob this bank?"
The man replied, "Yes sir, I did."
The robber shot him in the head, killing him instantly.
He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, "Did you see me rob this bank?"
The man replied, "No sir, I didn't, but my wife did!"
My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather , that is until my mom took the urn away from me
son: Dad i know i’m adopted dad: well how do you know son: i found the adoption papers dad: that is for your mum
if you know you know
my dog is pregnant i’m a be a … i don’t know?
oohh a owner
No one has the right to look down on others unless you're perfect, and looking down on others is not perfect either
it’s just true
So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods. Boy “hey mister its getting dark out and I’m scared” Man “how do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone”
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. -- A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
why do we tell actors to break a leg
cause every play has a cast
you play gatcha life more like go get a life
What do you call an lgbtq person getting grilled? lgbbq
i made it DONT COPY!!!
be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means there recording.
BTW i am one wahahaa
are you a biographer cause i picture us toghether can i take a picture of you for i can show santa what i want for christmas No pen No paper you still draw my attention you know what i hate about math they always talk about x and y but not about u and i
jimmy does stand up comedy he says “what do you call an orangutang”
jake replies “YOU” then everyone including the teacher laughs jimmy cries