Joshisboss

i am not racist gay or judgemental or mental

Registered on 9/4/2023 · 10 followers · Last active 1 year ago

joe mama roast

Tell me 10 best yo-mama jokes
1. Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow
raincoat, people shout "taxi!"
2. Yo mama is so old, when she was in school,
history was called current events.
3. Yo mama is so ugly, when she walks into a
bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras.
4. Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to
pay attention.
5. Yo mama is so short, she poses for trophies.
6. Yo mama is so hairy, Bigfoot takes pictures of
her.
7. Yo mama is so stupid, she brought a spoon to
the Super Bowl.
8. Yo mama is so lazy, she thinks a two-income
family is where your spouse works two jobs.
9. Yo mama is so clumsy, she could trip over a
cordless phone.
10. Yo mama is so slow, when she ran the 100-
meter dash, she finished in the next Olympics.

if there is a guy in a wheelchair and he is a bully say

i’m still standing.

bombastic side eye

SMILES ARE
CONTAGIOUS!
DON'T WORRY,
I'M VACCINATED

son: Dad i know i’m adopted dad: well how do you know son: i found the adoption papers dad: that is for your mum

if you know you know

my dog is pregnant i’m a be a ... i don’t know?

oohh a owner

No one has the right to look down on others unless you're perfect, and looking down on others is not perfect either

it’s just true

why do we tell actors to break a leg

cause every play has a cast

you play gatcha life more like go get a life

What do you call an lgbtq person getting grilled? lgbbq

i made it DONT COPY!!!

be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means there recording.

BTW i am one wahahaa

rizz

are you a biographer cause i picture us toghether can i take a picture of you for i can show santa what i want for christmas No pen No paper you still draw my attention you know what i hate about math they always talk about x and y but not about u and i

jimmy does stand up comedy he says “what do you call an orangutang”

jake replies “YOU” then everyone including the teacher laughs jimmy cries

LOL

son: can i go to my friends mum? mum: no! son: dad was right i am a son of a bitch! mum: bad news but your adopted!!

Why can’t orphans play baseball they ant got got no home to run to Why can’t England people play chess they ant got no queen

Who is the goat Ronaldo suuuuuuuuuiiiiiii

Joe mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everybody Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued

I was gonna say when you were born your mum saw you and screamed but I remembered you were adopted...