My dad told me he only drinks on days that start with a "T":
Tuesday, Thursday, today, tomorrow.
My dad told me he only drinks on days that start with a "T":
Tuesday, Thursday, today, tomorrow.
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is based, because it's so simple, even *you* can understand it. The dad says he only drinks on days starting with "T," and then lists days of the week. But he sneaks in "today" and "tomorrow," which means he's drinking all the time. Get it? I bet you are the type of person who would fall for that!
Adolf Nigler
but tomorrow is Thursday