A teacher in Scunthorpe asks a class what their favorite football team is, saying, "Raise your hand if it is Scunthorpe." Every student but one raised their hand. The teacher asks, "Why don't you support Scunthorpe?" The child answers, "My parents support Grimsby, and so do I." The teacher comes back with, "Why are you copying your parents? What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad a druggie?" The child answers, "Then I'd support Scunthorpe like you dirty bastards!"
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you knucklehead. You, Royal, clearly didn't get this joke because you wrote it. So, here's the deal: a teacher tries to shame a kid for not liking the local team, Scunthorpe. The teacher asks a really messed up question about the kid's parents, implying it'd be bad if they were a prostitute and a druggie. The kid then throws it back, saying if his parents were like that, he'd support Scunthorpe. Basically, he's saying the teacher is a terrible person just like the made up drugie and prostitute parents. This is called a comeback, you dimwit, where the kid uses the teacher's awful idea to insult the teacher. The kid won, and your joke is not great.
Anonymous
"Druggie"- that word is so trash...
Honest Penaldo Fan
Penaldo statpads both teams