Short People jokes

Teacher: What does a chicken give you?

Student: An egg!

Teacher: What does a fat cow give you?

Student: Homework!

Why do short people laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

Why are short people so angry?? Cause they're closer to hell.

Life is too short, just like me. Get roasted, short people!

The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.

Ya gotta hand it to short people...

Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal.

I tell short people to reach for the stars.

They are always a bit short of reach.

Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors?

Because you can’t look up to them.

I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.

You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.

Short people tend to get angry easily...

'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...

Where do short people disappear on the first of December?

Santa's Workshop.

Why are short people sad?

Don't judge though, it's crap but...

Because they couldn't reach happiness.

I'M SHORTTT!

Like if you're short.

The only problem being short and gay is that whenever I try to tell people I'm top in my relationship, they don't believe me because I'm shorter than the person I'm dating, like, WTF?