Short People jokes
Why do short people laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why are short people so angry?? Cause they're closer to hell.
Teacher: What does a chicken give you?
Student: An egg!
Teacher: What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework!
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.
Ya gotta hand it to short people...
Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors?
Because you can’t look up to them.
Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal.
I tell short people to reach for the stars.
They are always a bit short of reach.
Life is too short, just like me. Get roasted, short people!
Why are short people sad?
Don't judge though, it's crap but...
Because they couldn't reach happiness.
I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.
Where do short people disappear on the first of December?
Santa's Workshop.
You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Other girls be like, "I want a 6ft guy", meanwhile I want to be 6ft under. 😃👍
If a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?
Short people tend to get angry easily...
'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...
If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she's a little tardy?
Share the word lmfao (even tho im 5'1)
