Short People

Short People Jokes

Grass

Why do short people laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

Homework

Teacher: What does a chicken give you?

Student: An egg!

Teacher: What does a fat cow give you?

Student: Homework!

People

The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.

Memes

People

Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors?

Because you can’t look up to them.

People

I tell short people to reach for the stars.

They are always a bit short of reach.

People

I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.

People

Why are short people sad?

Don't judge though, it's crap but...

Because they couldn't reach happiness.

People

You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.

Anger

Short people tend to get angry easily...

'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...

Memes