Why do short people laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why are short people so angry?? Cause they're closer to hell.
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.
Ya gotta hand it to short people...
Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors?
Because you can’t look up to them.
Why are short people sad?
Don't judge though, it's crap but...
Because they couldn't reach happiness.
I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.