Short People jokes

Ya gotta hand it to short people...

The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.

Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors?

Because you can’t look up to them.

Why are short people so angry?? Cause they're closer to hell.

Why do short people laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal.

Teacher: What does a chicken give you?

Student: An egg!

Teacher: What does a fat cow give you?

Student: Homework!

I tell short people to reach for the stars.

They are always a bit short of reach.

Why are short people sad?

Don't judge though, it's crap but...

Because they couldn't reach happiness.

Short people tend to get angry easily...

'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...

Where do short people disappear on the first of December?

Santa's Workshop.

Life is too short, just like me. Get roasted, short people!

You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.

I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.

I'M SHORTTT!

Like if you're short.

The only problem being short and gay is that whenever I try to tell people I'm top in my relationship, they don't believe me because I'm shorter than the person I'm dating, like, WTF?