What's the difference between the milkman and my dad? Nothing they are both 1 thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION)
i love telling dad jokes,he always laughs
i have a jock about paper its tearable
What do you call a person with a flip flop
My dad
I learned my dad got into a car crash this morning. And my driver’s license got revoked too.
Why do Orphasn have not have cheese on their burgers,They don't have a dad to get milk
Why do Orphans have no bruises.Because they have no dad to beat them.
God my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
What's moby dick's dads name( Papa Boner)
Little Johny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something, Then he sees a plastic di##. He asks his mom whats that and mom didnt now. so when his dad comes home from work he sees him with the plastick di## and says son why uy messing with my personal toy
Why do Orphans have gross cakes? Because their dad didn't come home with the milk milk.
Why did the Dad cross the road
To get the milk
My dad And I were fishing one day
That’s where he met my step mom
why did the kid cry? his dad didn't get the milk
Son: Dad, why did name my sister Paris? Dad: Because she was made there. Son: Thanks, Dad. Dad: You're welcome, Backseat.
As a little boy I walked in on my parents having intercourse one night, and of course, my parents stopped and sent me back to bed.
The next day my dad tells me "Don't worry son, I wasn't hurting mommy, we were just trying to make you a little sister."
So, when I was young I always wanted a pet. I then looked at my father and asked "Could you do mommy doggy style next time? I want a puppy."
Dad, am I adopted? NO! Why would I ever choose you?
This site is darker than fingering your sister and finding your dad's wedding ring.
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad's half sister.
why was my mate in mission impossible because he couldn't find his dad
