where do poor italians live? the spaghetto
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"There's an old voice in my head
That's holding me back"
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what concert only costs 45 cents? 50 cents featuring nickleback
i ate a clock yesterday. it was very time-consuming
whats black nd white nd black nd white nd black nd white nd red nd black nd white nd white nd black nd red nd red nd black nd red nd white nd black nd red nd red nd red nd red? a penguin in a blender
what has four legs nd one arm? a doberman at the playground
my aunt used to say "slow and steady wins the race". she died in a fire.
whats the fastest way to get to the hospital? stand in the middle of the road
what part of the vegetable's the hardest to eat? the wheelchair
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a little boy decided to burn a house down. the father put his arm around his wife, tears in his eyes, saying, "thats arson"
my boss told me i have a preoccupation with vengeance...we'll see about that
feeling stressed? have a nice cup of tea and spill it in the lab of the person bothering you.
as i grow older, i remember all the people i lost along the way. maybe tour guide wasn't the right career choice for me...
I saw a sign that said โWatch for childrenโ and I thought, โThat sounds like a fair trade.โ
i'll never forget my dads last words before he kicked the bucket: "hey, look how far i can kick this bucket!!"
my girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. fair enough. i gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest, telling her we can get married once she makes her way out.
