Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
Palm Sunday.
wanna know something the orphan could never do
wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day
What does a orphan wish they could do?
Wish happy Mothers Day and Father's Day
I went to jail because i gave the orphan kid a calendar with 363 days
(i deleted mother's day and father's day)
What do Orphans say on Father's day?
Well not happy father's day
There’s 365 days in a year orfans have 363 because they don’t have a mother’s or Father’s Day
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Yo mama so stupid she said "where are my gifts" on father's day
Me going to jail for telling the orphan he has 363 days because mothers and Father’s Day
What's the most confusing day of the year for an illegitimate kid? Father's Day
Guys we gotta stop telling these jokes they are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue
Yo daddy so stupid he threw a father’s day party at the orphanage
What did the catholic priest say to the other catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year? Because they don't have a mother or father's day
Why do some kids only experience 364 days per year? Because they don't have a Father's Day.
I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast,
The orphanage worker just said “ don’t be silly”
I held on to my money stronger than a orphan holds on to a teddy bear on father's day
What’s and orphans favorite holidays mothers and Father’s Day
Why can’t a orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day becuse they have no parents
Father's day is a dad joke
