Father's Day jokes
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast.
The orphanage worker just said, “Don’t be silly!”
Orphans have 363 days on a calendar because they don't have Mothers' or Fathers' Day.
Everyone: So, wait, let me get this straight. Feminists want to cancel Father's Day because it is offensive to single mothers.
Feminists: Correct.
Everyone: Then what the f*** is the point of Mother's Day?
What's the most confusing day of the year for an illegitimate kid?
Father's Day.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphaned year?
Because they don’t have a father's or Mother’s Day.
Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?
Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
Myla, what did you do for Father's Day?
Myla: I went to a restaurant.
Timmy, what did you do for Father's Day?
Timmy: I went to a concert.
Olivia, what did you do for Father's Day?
Olivia: Talked to him through an ouija board.
What does an orphan wish they could do?
Wish happy Mother's Day and Father's Day.
Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!
What do Orphans say on Father's Day?
Well, not "Happy Father's Day."
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father’s or Mother’s Day.
I went to jail because I gave the orphan kid a calendar with 363 days.
(I deleted Mother's Day and Father's Day.)
I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.
What is the most difficult day in the ghetto?
Father's Day.
Why do some kids only experience 364 days per year?
Because they don't have a Father's Day.
Yo mama so stupid, she said, "Where are my gifts?" on Father's Day.
Why does an orphan’s calendar only have 363 days?
There are no Father’s or Mother’s Days on their calendar.
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.