What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach? It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
Your mother is so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven when she died jaja ur momma dead
My girl friend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl she said I was cheating but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair
I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldnt stand for the pledge. She was in a wheelchair
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
what does the twin towers and my ads condom both have in common they both broke and everbody cried
Why was Hitler broke? The gas prices are outrageous
yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put on foot on it
what would happen if a dam broke when you are on it? You would be dam unlucky
I broke up with my RBLX gf and I heard my uncle crying in the other room
My last 15 minutes as a 23 y/o!!
It's not my birthday but a scary-looking man with a crowbar just broke into my house
When ariana grande broke up with pete she said she has on less problem with out you.
My grandad broke his legs.
To cheer him up i bought him a walkman
What heppened when the American broke his arm...
He went broke
MY GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME YESTERDAY. i ASKED HER WHY. sHE SAID, BECAUSE YOU'RE A PEDOPHILE. I REPLIED, "PEDOPHILE! THAT'S A BIG WORD FOR AN EIGHT YEAR OLD."
I once was playing with my friend and roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. i broke up with her and unfriended him then i saw my mom and my uncle crying! Me be like : ;-;
what did the frog do when his car broke down
it was toad
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell-bone of the human.
My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........ IMAGINE
The belt broke
