I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldn't stand for the pledge. She was in a wheelchair.
My last 15 minutes as a 23 y/o!!
It's not my birthday, but a scary-looking man with a crowbar just broke into my house.
My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
Why was Hitler broke?
The gas prices are outrageous.
What would happen if a dam broke when you are on it?
You would be dam unlucky.
Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."
The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."
First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"
Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."
What happened when the American broke his arm?
He went broke.
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
Not a joke but there's nowhere else to post this, (mainly this post is for the broke people without a gym). Did you know that the body can't tell if you're using weights? So lifting weights are optional.
Some beginner workouts without weights for like really weak people:
1. Sit-ups 10 reps 2. Push-ups 20 per reps 3. Squats 10 per reps 4. Crunches 10 per reps
My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday. I asked her why. She said, "Because you're a pedophile." I replied, "Pedophile! That's a big word for an eight year old."
The belt broke.
My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........
IMAGINE!
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.
What did the frog do when his car broke down?
It was toad.
I had a boyfriend once. He broke up with me because he "wanted to be more alive." I guess it didn't work when he went to my basement.
