Broke jokes

My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.

I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldn't stand for the pledge. She was in a wheelchair.

Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.

What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?

They both broke and everybody cried.

Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.

Why was Hitler broke?

The gas prices are outrageous.

What would happen if a dam broke when you are on it?

You would be dam unlucky.

I broke up with my RBLX gf, and I heard my uncle crying in the other room.

When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."

My last 15 minutes as a 23 y/o!!

It's not my birthday, but a scary-looking man with a crowbar just broke into my house.

My grandad broke his legs.

To cheer him up, I bought him a Walkman.

Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."

The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."

First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"

Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."

What happened when the American broke his arm?

He went broke.

A black dude hits up a trap house for some crack and Hennessy, flashing his grill and boasting 'bout his gangsta life. The dealer snarls, "Pay up, fool. Or face the pipe!" He shrugs, "I'm broke, n***a." Suddenly, the dealer's ripped enforcer yanks him down, cuffs his hands with zip ties, shoves a vibrating dildo gag down his throat, slaps his ass red with a spiked paddle, then rams his throbbing monster cock into that tight hole, pounding savagely while choking him with a chain collar, flooding his guts with hot cum as he moans, "That's your high, bitch. Addicted yet?"

I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.

Not a joke but there's nowhere else to post this, (mainly this post is for the broke people without a gym). Did you know that the body can't tell if you're using weights? So lifting weights are optional.

Some beginner workouts without weights for like really weak people:

1. Sit-ups 10 reps 2. Push-ups 20 per reps 3. Squats 10 per reps 4. Crunches 10 per reps

My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday. I asked her why. She said, "Because you're a pedophile." I replied, "Pedophile! That's a big word for an eight year old."

Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.

A man went to the doctor, and the doctor said, "What happened to you?"

The man replied and said, "I broke my arm in two places!"

Then the doctor replied with, "DON’T GO BACK TO THOSE TWO PLACES!!"