Broke Jokes

Yo momma so fat when she tried to hang herself the noose broke.

My girl friend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl she said I was cheating but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair

My grandad broke his legs.

To cheer him up i bought him a walkman

I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldnt stand for the pledge. She was in a wheelchair

Why was Hitler broke? The gas prices are outrageous

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.

My last 15 minutes as a 23 y/o!!

It's not my birthday but a scary-looking man with a crowbar just broke into my house

I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.

what would happen if a dam broke when you are on it? You would be dam unlucky

Two guys watching a war movie at a Bar are talking , one says to the other. " The Nazi's starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war". The other says " my Dad died in a camp as well...he broke his neck" First guy says " how did he break his neck?" Second guy says " He fell out of the Guard Tower".

What heppened when the American broke his arm...

He went broke

Not a joke but theres no where else to post this , ( mainly this post is for the broke people w/o a gym ) . Did you know that the body can't tell if ur using weights? so lifting weights are optional . some beginner workouts W/O weights for like really weak ppls . 1. sit - up's 10 reps 2. push - up's 20 per reps 3. squat's 10 per reps 4. crunches 10 per reps

MY GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME YESTERDAY. i ASKED HER WHY. sHE SAID, BECAUSE YOU'RE A PEDOPHILE. I REPLIED, "PEDOPHILE! THAT'S A BIG WORD FOR AN EIGHT YEAR OLD."

I had a boyfriend once, he broke up with me because he "wanted to be more alive," guess it didn't work when he went to my basement.

The belt broke

My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........ IMAGINE

Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell-bone of the human.

what did the frog do when his car broke down

it was toad

I once was playing with my friend and roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. i broke up with her and unfriended him then i saw my mom and my uncle crying! Me be like : ;-;