I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man." I replied, "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man." I replied, "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won't open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer." Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
'The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem" -Jack Sparrow
What did the math book say to the other math book?
Wanna hear my problems?
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes? They are just two plane
I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So I did science homework on top of a math book
The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him with my gun. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? - None, that's a hardware problem.
I teach orphans But the problem is I can't give them home work
I don’t see what the problem is.
The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!