do you know what the equivalent to hell is theses days
- listening to your teacher
- not haveing your phone/ game / tv
- not haveing niccotine
trashstarcliquen
yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Superbowl and and plate and ketchup to the redzone
my cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and i asked him why and i said cuz you get buttfu@ckd and he said no i get made fun of and i said why cuz you get buttfucked? and he said no terd then i said wow atleast im not the one with real pains in my ass bro
why does a straight guy act gay? cause he wants to feel wanted and wants to be bffs with the hotest girls
i was playing warzone last night and i shot my team mate that said they were emo and when i shot him another player did and it said assist kill
man: why cant an orphan use Verizon ? kid: why? man: cause they have a family plan kid: oh then i need to switch phone services then man: why kid: im a orphan man: laughs out loud thats tuff ( you can tell the joke shortentd by saying why cant an orphan use Verizon cause they have a family plan)