Me: Hey dad, I'm in debt, my dick got cut off, I have depression, and I am suicidal!
Dad: Hi in debt, my dick got cut off, I have depression, and I am suicidal! I'm dad!
Debt Jokes
Man 1: Why donβt we just put all the debt in the world on one man, then kill him?
Man 2: We tried that once. It started a cult.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
My bank loves me. They told me my credit card balance is outstanding.
If the government can print money,
Then why are we paying taxes?
Just give me my money (clap clap clap).
Why is Trump always in debt? His university isn't paid off yet!
Your hairline be lookin' like my negative bank account balance -1,000,000.
What is Johnny Depp's new legal name?
Johnny in debt.
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.
Clear all your debts with one easy payment. Buy a shotgun and blow your head off.
I take debt of 25,000 euro. I spend 20,000 in charity, and 5000 euro are left. I pay the debt of 2000 euro and I have to pay now 23,000 euro to bank, and 3000 euro I have in profit, 23,000 +3000 >> 26000 ;)
