Me: Hey dad, I'm in debt, my dick got cut off, I have depression, and I am suicidal!
Dad: Hi in debt, my dick got cut off, I have depression, and I am suicidal! I'm dad!
Man 1: Why donβt we just put all the debt in the world on one man, then kill him?
Man 2: We tried that once. It started a cult.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
My bank loves me. They told me my credit card balance is outstanding.
If Government can print money
Then why are we paying taxes?!?
Just give me my money (clap clap clap).
Why is trump always in debt, his university isn't paid off yet!
Your hairline be lookin' like my negative bank account balance -1,000,000.
what is johnny depp's new legal name?
johnny in debt.
What do you call a rapper with bad CREDIT?
Lil Borrow
Clear all your debts with one easy payment. Buy a shotgun and blow your head off.
I take debt 25000 euro,i spend in charity 20,000,and 5000 euro left,i pay the debt 2000 euro and i have to pay now 23,000 euro to bank,and 3000 euro i have in profit,23,000 +3000>>26000 ;)
