An Eskimo was holidaying in New Zealand and while driving his rented car around the countryside it broke down. A bloke passing by offered to help, lifted the bonnet and said, "I know your problem, you blew a seal."
The Eskimo with a shocked expression retorted, "Yeah? Well you fuck sheep!"
Listen up, buttercup. The joke plays on the double meaning of "seal." The bloke meant the engine part, but the Eskimo thought he meant the animal. Then, since New Zealanders are stereotyped as sheep lovers (though it's not true!), the Eskimo fired back with a sheep-related insult. You probably didn't know that stereotypes are not always true, but that is ok.
