Broke jokes
What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening?
A kitchen chair! Your momma sits in it for lunch, and your dad only manages to reattach one of the two legs that broke off by evening.
How do you know you broke into a gay man’s house?
They only have a back door.
Did you hear about the woman who broke up with the man who had a small penis?
When his friends ask how he’s doing, he said, “I wasn’t that into her.”
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
My ex broke up with me the day before his birthday. Yeah, he never got to see anything on his birthday. Next thing you know, I'm now in prison.
She asked me if I was hung like a horse, but I said no.
I'm hung like a person who wants to die, but then the rope broke.
My mom thinks I need to stop objectifying women. I think she is overreacting.
She asked why I broke up with the last girl, and I said,
"It didn't work out."
She told me to be more specific, so I said,
"I just told you, she didn't exercise."
My cousin just broke up with his girlfriend, and I told him, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of her stuff."
My cousin just broke up with her boyfriend, and I told her, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of his stuff."
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping dimes.
I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.
My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
A blonde really got tired of all blonde jokes and decided to hang herself in the bathroom. As she locked the door, she yelled at her husband, "I'm hanging myself because I'm tired of jokes about us blondes being stupid!" Her husband broke into the bathroom and saw his wife with a rope tied on her toe. The husband said, "I thought you were hanging yourself." She said, "Yes, I am!" The husband replied, "Usually when people hang themselves, they tie the rope around their neck, so why is yours tied on your toe?" She said, "I tried that, but I couldn't breathe."
I asked Daveon if he ever considered trying something new, and he replied "why fix what ain't broke?"
"Daveon, stop screaming for help because I broke your kneecaps!"
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?
"I thought what we had was special!"
How do you know if a rapper's broke?
When he starts dropping cents instead of bars.