Instead of walking through the door, the owner of the house broke in through the window.
When he came out, a man standing on the sidewalk walked up to him and asked why he hadn't just walked through the door. The owner responded, "I'm pollo vegetarian, and I really just wanted a bit of food."
When the man looked confused, the owner said, "Windows are nature's vending machine."
My cousin just broke up with his girlfriend, and I told him, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of her stuff."
My cousin just broke up with her boyfriend, and I told her, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of his stuff."
Yo momma's so short that she fell off the toilet and broke her leg.
The patient said, "When will this be over?"
The doctor said, "After you die."
The patient says, "Was that a morbid joke?"
The doctor says, "Well, um, actually, you'll die because we broke the needles and the cure."
The patient says, "Well, it's a bright day, maybe if you weren't clumsy!"
Your so Fat That You BROKE Thanos snap
I was riding a bike with no helmet. I went and went with no helmet until... I broke my head with no helmet on!
My heart broke as I went down the stairs, and my girlfriend broke her heart.
Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.
Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.
I broke up with my emo girlfriend yesterday, look who came crawling back!
You're so fat that when you went outside, you broke the 2-meter rule for COVID.
I broke my arm in two places. You know what the doctor told me? Stay out of those places!
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
Your mama is so ugly.
The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.
You're so poor, if I ever broke into your house, I'd give you things.
Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.
Your cut [is] so broke, even Bob the Builder can't fix it.
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?
"I thought what we had was special!"
