Broke jokes

A skeleton walks into the hospital and said: "Doctor, Doctor, I broke my leg!" The doctor said: "I see..."

If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.

I broke my arm yesterday. My bro said it is Arm-ageddon, and I still don’t know why.

I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden.

It just doesn’t make any cents!

Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail?

There is a small medium at large.

Q: Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke?

A: He broke his funny bone!

My nan broke her toe on a brick today. Last time she broke her toe because she kicked her car tire. Does that now mean I have to tow her back to the doctors?

Instead of walking through the door, the owner of the house broke in through the window.

When he came out, a man standing on the sidewalk walked up to him and asked why he hadn't just walked through the door. The owner responded, "I'm pollo vegetarian, and I really just wanted a bit of food."

When the man looked confused, the owner said, "Windows are nature's vending machine."

Your cut [is] so broke, even Bob the Builder can't fix it.

What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?

"I thought what we had was special!"

How do you know you broke into a gay man’s house?

The weird moaning sounds when you try to slide in the back door.

Followed by slipping in Kentucky (KY) Jelly.

Followed by landing in deep shit.

Followed by being totally covered in sea men.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening?

A kitchen chair! Your momma sits in it for lunch, and your dad only manages to reattach one of the two legs that broke off by evening.

My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?

You're so poor, if I ever broke into your house, I'd give you things.

Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.

I broke my arm in two places. You know what the doctor told me? Stay out of those places!

My cousin just broke up with his girlfriend, and I told him, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of her stuff."

My cousin just broke up with her boyfriend, and I told her, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of his stuff."

You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!

Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.