Broke Jokes

Instead of walking through the door, the owner of the house broke in through the window. When he came out, a man standing on the sidewalk walked up to him and asked why he hadn't just walked through the door. The owner responded, "I'm pollo vegetarian, and I really just wanted a bit of food." When the man looked confused, the owner said; "Windows are nature's vending machine."

The patient said when will this be over? "The doctor said after you die." The patient says "was that a morbid joke." The doctor says "well um actually you'll die because we broke the needles and the cure." The patient says "well its a bright day maybe if you weren't clumsy."

My heart broke as I went down up the stairs and my girlfriend broke her ♥️ heart

your cut so broke even bob the builder cant fix it

I broke my arm in two places. You know what the doctor told me? Stay out of those places!

I was riding a bike with no helmet I went and went with no helmet until.............I broke my head with no helmet on

your so poor if ever broke into your house id give you things

What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up? I thought what all we had was special

I broke up with my emo girlfriend yestreday, look who came crawling back!

An Eskimo was holidaying in New Zealand and while driving his rented car around the countryside it broke down. A bloke passing by offered to help, lifted the bonnet and said, "I know your problem, you blew a seal." The Eskimo with a shocked expression retorted, "Yeah? Well you fuck sheep!"

jack and jill went down to hell to fetch ur mothers bladder her bladder broke u two are soaked and now u have a daughter cuz in that bladder was me

My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.

But I knew she’d come crawling back to me.