Broke jokes

If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.

Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.

I broke my arm yesterday. My bro said it is Arm-ageddon, and I still don’t know why.

A skeleton walks into the hospital and said: "Doctor, Doctor, I broke my leg!" The doctor said: "I see..."

Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail?

There is a small medium at large.

Q: Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke?

A: He broke his funny bone!

My nan broke her toe on a brick today. Last time she broke her toe because she kicked her car tire. Does that now mean I have to tow her back to the doctors?

Instead of walking through the door, the owner of the house broke in through the window.

When he came out, a man standing on the sidewalk walked up to him and asked why he hadn't just walked through the door. The owner responded, "I'm pollo vegetarian, and I really just wanted a bit of food."

When the man looked confused, the owner said, "Windows are nature's vending machine."

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening?

A kitchen chair! Your momma sits in it for lunch, and your dad only manages to reattach one of the two legs that broke off by evening.

You're so poor, if I ever broke into your house, I'd give you things.

You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!

What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?

"I thought what we had was special!"

Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.

Your mama is so ugly.

The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.

Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.

I broke my arm in two places. You know what the doctor told me? Stay out of those places!

Yo momma's so short that she fell off the toilet and broke her leg.

You're so fat that when you went outside, you broke the 2-meter rule for COVID.

My heart broke as I went down the stairs, and my girlfriend broke her heart.

I was riding a bike with no helmet. I went and went with no helmet until... I broke my head with no helmet on!