Q: Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke?
A: He broke his funny bone!
Broke Jokes
My nan broke her toe on a brick today. Last time she broke her toe because she kicked her car tire. Does that now mean I have to tow her back to the doctors?
Instead of walking through the door, the owner of the house broke in through the window.
When he came out, a man standing on the sidewalk walked up to him and asked why he hadn't just walked through the door. The owner responded, "I'm pollo vegetarian, and I really just wanted a bit of food."
When the man looked confused, the owner said, "Windows are nature's vending machine."
Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.
You're so poor, if I ever broke into your house, I'd give you things.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
Your mama is so ugly.
The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.
Yo momma's so short that she fell off the toilet and broke her leg.
Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.
Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.
My heart broke as I went down the stairs, and my girlfriend broke her heart.
I was riding a bike with no helmet. I went and went with no helmet until... I broke my head with no helmet on!
I broke my arm in two places. You know what the doctor told me? Stay out of those places!
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
You're so fat that when you went outside, you broke the 2-meter rule for COVID.
I broke up with my emo girlfriend yesterday, look who came crawling back!
The patient said, "When will this be over?"
The doctor said, "After you die."
The patient says, "Was that a morbid joke?"
The doctor says, "Well, um, actually, you'll die because we broke the needles and the cure."
The patient says, "Well, it's a bright day, maybe if you weren't clumsy!"
My cousin just broke up with his girlfriend, and I told him, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of her stuff."
My cousin just broke up with her boyfriend, and I told her, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of his stuff."
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?
"I thought what we had was special!"
