Broke jokes

If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.

I broke my arm yesterday. My bro said it is Arm-ageddon, and I still don’t know why.

A skeleton walks into the hospital and said: "Doctor, Doctor, I broke my leg!" The doctor said: "I see..."

I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden.

It just doesn’t make any cents!

Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail?

There is a small medium at large.

Q: Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke?

A: He broke his funny bone!

My nan broke her toe on a brick today. Last time she broke her toe because she kicked her car tire. Does that now mean I have to tow her back to the doctors?

Instead of walking through the door, the owner of the house broke in through the window.

When he came out, a man standing on the sidewalk walked up to him and asked why he hadn't just walked through the door. The owner responded, "I'm pollo vegetarian, and I really just wanted a bit of food."

When the man looked confused, the owner said, "Windows are nature's vending machine."

My cousin just broke up with her boyfriend, and I told her, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of his stuff."

My cousin just broke up with his girlfriend, and I told him, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of her stuff."

Your cut [is] so broke, even Bob the Builder can't fix it.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening?

A kitchen chair! Your momma sits in it for lunch, and your dad only manages to reattach one of the two legs that broke off by evening.

What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?

"I thought what we had was special!"

Your mama is so ugly.

The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.

You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!

You're so poor, if I ever broke into your house, I'd give you things.

Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.

You're so fat that when you went outside, you broke the 2-meter rule for COVID.

I broke up with my emo girlfriend yesterday, look who came crawling back!

Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.