Broke Jokes

My nan broke her toe by a brick today, last time she broke her toe because she kicked her car tire . Does that now mean I have to toe her back to the doctors.

A blonde really got tired of all blonde jokes and decided to hang herself in the bathroom. As she locked the door, she yelled at her husband, "I'm hanging myself because I'm tired of jokes about us blondes being stupid!" Her husband broke into the bathroom and saw his wife with a rope tied on her toe. The husband said, "I thought you were hanging yourself." She said, "Yes, I am!" The husband replied, "Usually when people hang themselves, they tie the rope around their neck, so why is yours tied on your toe?" She said, "I tried that, but I couldn't breathe."

I broke up with my deaf girlfriend because she never listened to me.

What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up? I thought what all we had was special

Your so Fat That You BROKE Thanos snap

your mum so fat she broke the stairs down to the frigde

your so poor if ever broke into your house id give you things

Your mama is so ugly. The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.

I broke my arm in two places. You know what the doctor told me? Stay out of those places!

your momma so fat when she stepped on 1 scale it broke when she got another one it said tbc she looked in the mirror it broke

I was riding a bike with no helmet I went and went with no helmet until.............I broke my head with no helmet on

My heart broke as I went down up the stairs and my girlfriend broke her ♥️ heart

Your so fat when you went outside you broke the rules for 2 meter for covid

I broke up with my emo girlfriend yestreday, look who came crawling back!

Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.

yo mommy so fat when she pulled out the chair it screamed and broke it's self

Yo momma's so short that she fell off the toilet and broke her leg.

The patient said when will this be over? "The doctor said after you die." The patient says "was that a morbid joke." The doctor says "well um actually you'll die because we broke the needles and the cure." The patient says "well its a bright day maybe if you weren't clumsy."