Standing for the Pledge

The humor is based on a pun using the phrase "stand for the pledge." The girlfriend's inability to physically stand, due to being in a wheelchair, creates a funny misunderstanding related to supporting the pledge of allegiance.

• Pledge
• Girlfriend
• Disabled
• Wheelchair
• Relationship
• Stand

• My girlfriend dumped me today. Apparently, I don't stand up for her in fights. I don't care. She used to push me around all the time.
• My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair. But I knew she’d come crawling back to me.
• I just went on a date with a woman in a wheelchair. I stood her up, which made her fall for me. At first it was a drag, but now we’re rolling.
• There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair. Why don’t she stand up for herself?