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Standing for the Pledge

Anonymous
3 years ago ·
  • I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldn't stand for the pledge. She was in a wheelchair.

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    • Pledge
    • Girlfriend
    • Disabled
    • Wheelchair
    • Stand
    • Relationship

    Explanation

  • The humor is based on a pun using the phrase "stand for the pledge." The girlfriend's inability to physically stand, due to being in a wheelchair, creates a funny misunderstanding related to supporting the pledge of allegiance.

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