Yo momma so fat when she tried to hang herself the noose broke.
if i had a dollar for every time you said something smart id be broke
your cut so broke even bob the builder cant fix it
Lucifers so broke he can't even afford air conditioning units
where did steven hawkings go when he broke his leg? hospital or curries pc world
What did the mechanic say to the other mechanic when he broke the car? "How will we wrench ourselves out of this?"
When Bubba's condom broke, he spent a lot of sleepless nights wondering if he was going to be an uncle or a dad.
I asked Daveon if he ever considered trying something new, and he replied 'why fix what ain't broke?????
Daveon! stop screaming in help because I broke your kneecaps!
My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
But I knew she'd come crawling back to me.
A little boy and a little girl are taking a bath together. The little girl looks down at the boy and says, "Can I touch it?". The little boy looks back at her and says, "Hell no, you already broke yours off!".
My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
one time i broke up with my roblox girlfriend by sending her a message, 30 seconds later i heard my uncle crying in the next room
Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.
The Lego broke in half.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?
A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he's still trying to back out of the driveway.
Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.
My wife called me ugly and then when she fount out how much money i actually make she called me ugly and broke
the last thing i told my ex after we broke up was “at least we’re still cousins”😂
technoblad: it is high vitamin b
quackiity: what does vitamin b stand for
tenchnoblad: broke
Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.
