Broke jokes

Gwen, I thought you would be with me if Prince broke up with you... :((((((

You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.

Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.

Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.

She asked me if I was hung like a horse, but I said no.

I'm hung like a person who wants to die, but then the rope broke.

My girlfriend broke up with me, so I decided to take her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?

How did the United States become a country? It broke all of its states.

Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.

So the other day I saw a homeless man. He tried to mug me. I let him.

I had nothing on me either. (I'm on the next block over.)

My cousin just broke up with her boyfriend, and I told her, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of his stuff."

Lucifer's so broke he can't even afford air conditioning units.

You're so poor, if I ever broke into your house, I'd give you things.

What did the mechanic say to the other mechanic when he broke the car?

"How will we wrench ourselves out of this?"

My mom told me she couldn't open the garage door. Then it opened up to me that it wasn't broke anymore.

I broke up with my deaf girlfriend because she never listened to me.

Your so broke your mom can't afford your daddy.

I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places.

He told me to stop going to those places.

A skeleton walks into the hospital and said: "Doctor, Doctor, I broke my leg!" The doctor said: "I see..."

Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.

I broke my arm in two places. You know what the doctor told me? Stay out of those places!