Poverty jokes
I adopted a dog. It's gone now.
At least homeless people in China are not starving.
Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn't believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.
One day, I saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" I said, "His parents."
Would you like to try African food?
They would too.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
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What's the most played game in Africa? Hunger Games.
Q: Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for their birthday?
A: 'Cause it don't have a home button.
You can't be a loser if you have nothing to lose.
Why can't homeless people be gay?
They don't have a closet to get out of.
Why was the orphan walking through the neighborhood? I don't know, either. It's not like he has a home to go to.
Have you heard of the current event in Africa? It’s called the Hunger Games.
You're so poor, people break into your house and leave things.
Q: What was the orphan's first phone?
A: The iPhone X because it had no home button.
Have you ever tried North Korean food?
Neither have the North Koreans.
What is the favorite dish in Africa? The empty one.
An orphanage got robbed yesterday. Let's just say that's the second worst thing to happen to those orphans. At least they didn't end up like their parents.
What's the difference between orphans and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
Yo mama so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
What's the best part of dating a homeless girl?
You can drop her off anywhere.
I asked a poor old woman if I could take her home. She smiled and said yes. However, the expression on her face soon changed when I started walking away with her cardboard box.