Poverty jokes

Why can't orphans have an iPhone?

They can't find the home button.

Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.

I'm a poor Indian, please help me.

What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?

They can't find the home button.

I adopted a dog. It's gone now.

At least homeless people in China are not starving.

Why can't homeless people buy a house?

'Cause they live on the streets.

You're so poor, even the store didn't let you buy anything free.

I'm so poor that when people come over to my house, I come out the window and say, "Ding Dong!"

You want to know how to spot a foster kid?

Them carrying their whole life in a Hefty trash bag.

What did the orphan say to the barber?

I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.

You're so poor, you like postcards for food.

I asked the homeless woman if I could take her home. She said yes, so I took it.

Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?

Because it had no home button.

What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.

Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?

Because they can’t find the home button!

I killed a homeless dude, now she's at the funeral home. 😭💔

Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.

So the other day I saw a homeless man. He tried to mug me. I let him.

I had nothing on me either. (I'm on the next block over.)

Why did the hobo cross the road?

To get the rotten donut on the other side.

What do you call an orphan's home?

No home.