I adopted a dog. its gone now. At least homeless people in china are not starving.
Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn't believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.
Your so poor people break into your house and leave things
I asked a poor old woman if I could take her home. She smiled and said yes. However the expression on her face soon changed when I started walking away with her cardboard box.
In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?
They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.
What is Africa’s most played game The hunger games
What is the biggest dissrespect to send a box of tea bags to africa
I’ll make a joke about homeless people but they just don’t work
What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other. "Pillow Fight".
for 15 cents a day you can feed an African child they eat spare change i guess
Why do poor people eat insects? Because they're locust!
A poor person came up to me and said your ugly i said you remind me of SpiderMan SpiderMan no way home
why did most orphans become prostitutes? Because they wanted a daddy.
I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama can I giwve mwy spare money to him. 🤗 and my mum sais yes so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE while MY MOM knows he's going to spend it on DRUGS we go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs. Me- what I think fck what I do 😭.
A fat homeless person begged me for food so I said “I can see your dinner you had plenty”
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
The w in Africa stands for wealth
What the most common theme in Africa? Starvation.
What does the child with no hands got for christmas? Unknown he hasn't opened it yet.
What does a homeless man in new york got for christmas? Hypothermia.
i gave an orphan 5 dollars and i said "spend it on a candy bar" i came back 5 minutes later and he didn't have a candy bar. so i look over and i see that he has a piggy bank that has 40$ and i said where did you get that? he said for being homeless, and i said what are you going to spend it on he looked at me and said "i'm going to pay money for a mother."
