Poverty

Poverty Jokes

Dog

I adopted a dog. It's gone now.

At least homeless people in China are not starving.

Robbery

Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn't believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.

Orphan

One day, I saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" I said, "His parents."

Orphan

Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Their dad didn't come back with the milk.

Orphan

Q: Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for their birthday?

A: 'Cause it don't have a home button.

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  • Orphan

    Why was the orphan walking through the neighborhood? I don't know, either. It's not like he has a home to go to.

    Event

    Have you heard of the current event in Africa? It’s called the Hunger Games.

    Poor

    You're so poor, people break into your house and leave things.

    Orphan

    Q: What was the orphan's first phone?

    A: The iPhone X because it had no home button.

    Orphan

    An orphanage got robbed yesterday. Let's just say that's the second worst thing to happen to those orphans. At least they didn't end up like their parents.

    Food

    Have you ever tried North Korean food?

    Neither have the North Koreans.

    Cardboard box

    I asked a poor old woman if I could take her home. She smiled and said yes. However, the expression on her face soon changed when I started walking away with her cardboard box.