Poverty jokes
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
You want to know how to spot a foster kid?
Them carrying their whole life in a Hefty trash bag.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
You're so poor, you like postcards for food.
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I'm a poor Indian, please help me.
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
I killed a homeless dude, now she's at the funeral home. 😭💔
What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.
I asked the homeless woman if I could take her home. She said yes, so I took it.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
I adopted a dog. It's gone now.
At least homeless people in China are not starving.
Why do all orphans buy an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
What did the orphan say to the barber?
I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t find the home button!
What do you call an orphan's home?
No home.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
You're so poor, even the store didn't let you buy anything free.
I'm so poor that when people come over to my house, I come out the window and say, "Ding Dong!"