This one kid never stands up for the pledge of allegiance and I'm tired of it. Today I push him out of his wheelchair.
Drop me in afghanistan with a dodge challenger super stock, a mexican named jose, a 6 pack of dr.pepper, a golden scar, a pack of chimichangas and a M4A1 and ill have the taliban saying the pledge of allegence in 4 hours.
I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldnt stand for the pledge. She was in a wheelchair
I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day. " I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day."
Yeah. She called me Pledge cause I knocked the dust off it.
Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline, maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem
Why don't I poop Windex? Because I Pledge to do my doodie!
Put some windex on it
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