Broke jokes

My girlfriend broke up with me today, but it’s ok.

She said we can still be cousins.

My wife is a whore, so I pimped her out and broke her mentally and emotionally, taught her a good lesson of being a real woman loyal to her man. End of story, you women are bitches.

My girlfriend broke up with me this morning, and we just started dating yesterday.

Now she's having a breakfast.

Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.

I used to date a girl named Ruth, but she broke up with me and now I am ruthless.

My pencil sharpener when I bleed:

And I don't really care how bad it hurts. Cause you broke me first.

What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?

It was given two consecutive sentences.