This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
A man went to the doctors and the doctor said “what happened to you?” The man replied and said “I broke my arm in two places!” Then the doctor replied with “DON’T GO BACK TO THOSE TWO PLACES!!”
What did the mouse 🐭 say when his friend broke their teeth?
Hard cheese! 🧀😂
The popular girl told me "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!" Two weeks later, She shows up pregnant.
... I guess her rubber broke too
Me and my girls friend broke up so I took her wheel chair and she came crawling back
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb.
None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean? Billie Jean is not my lover.
My girlfriend broke up with me because of my pasta fetish.
I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
An orphan girl’s boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?
“If her parents didn’t want her, why should I?” 😂😂😂
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
A skeleton walks into the hospital and said: doctor doctor i broke my leg The doctor said: i see...
I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden, It just doesn’t make any cents!
me and a wheel chair person was playing tag and i broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
I broke my arm yesterday, my bro said it is Arm-mageddon. And I still don’t know why.
if i had a dollar for every time you said something smart id be broke
Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail? There is a small medium at large. (Pause For Laughter)
Q:why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke? A: he broke his funny bone!
My nan broke her toe by a brick today, last time she broke her toe because she kicked her car tire . Does that now mean I have to toe her back to the doctors.
