Kobe Jokes

Anonymous i am

Ya know, Kobe made a real impact on the earth!

Anonymous

i want to make a joke about kobe but it wont land well

Kobe!

After 40 years Kobe finally learned to pass.

Gabe Itch

I wanted to play as Kobe in my console but the game crashed.

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Anonymous

What's kobe favorite song. It's going down for real

Anonymous

Kobe Bryant never missed a shot

But he nailed that mountain

your forehead so big that if i drew an H on it kobe could have landed there

Anonymous

covid said to stay 6 feet...i didn't think Kobe meant it literally

Anonymous

Kobe Bryant jokes just don't really fly well now

Sean Baron

2020 was the first time Kobe had passed in years

Anonymous
in Forehead

Your forehead is so large if I drew an H on it maybe Kobe could've landed

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Anonymous
in Deep

People told Kobe to fly high look what happend

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Ginny Fats

I can’t believe it’s been over a year since Kobe decided he’s too good to wait in traffic.

Anonymous

What’s Kobe Bryant’s Favorite Rapper, NLE Choppa

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Anonymous

Kobe Bryant And 9/11 are two things i dont joke about because when i do they tend to crash and burn

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Anonymous

This boy in my high school choir class had a decently big forehead so I leaned in and said "You know, if you painted an H on your forehead, maybe Kobe would've landed"

Anonymous
in Death

What did death say during a helicopter crash?

KOBE!

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John Doe
in Helicopter

Kobe was on fire before his death. He was on fire after too.

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Franklin
in Orphan

I would tell jokes about Kobe but they would just crash and burn

Anonymous

People said that we needed to follow in Kobe’s footsteps but ther are none