Kobe Jokes

Earth

Anonymous i am
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Ya know, Kobe made a real impact on the earth!

Land

Anonymous
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i want to make a joke about kobe but it wont land well

Pass

Kobe!
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After 40 years Kobe finally learned to pass.

Crash

Gabe Itch
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I wanted to play as Kobe in my console but the game crashed.

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Forehead

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your forehead so big that if i drew an H on it kobe could have landed there

Fly

Anonymous
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Kobe Bryant jokes just don't really fly well now

Pass

Sean Baron
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2020 was the first time Kobe had passed in years

Favorite Son

Anonymous
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What's kobe favorite song. It's going down for real

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Nail

Anonymous
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Kobe Bryant never missed a shot

But he nailed that mountain

Forehead

Anonymous
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Your forehead is so large if I drew an H on it maybe Kobe could've landed

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Wait

Ginny Fats
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I can’t believe it’s been over a year since Kobe decided he’s too good to wait in traffic.

Deep

Anonymous
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People told Kobe to fly high look what happend

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Stay

Anonymous
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covid said to stay 6 feet...i didn't think Kobe meant it literally

Rapper

Anonymous
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What’s Kobe Bryant’s Favorite Rapper, NLE Choppa

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Crash

Anonymous
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Kobe Bryant And 9/11 are two things i dont joke about because when i do they tend to crash and burn

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Kind

hentai weeb
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What kind of bee cant fly? A KOBE

Death

Anonymous
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What did death say during a helicopter crash?

KOBE!

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Forehead

Anonymous
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This boy in my high school choir class had a decently big forehead so I leaned in and said "You know, if you painted an H on your forehead, maybe Kobe would've landed"

Land

Anonymous
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Kobe jokes just don’t land well anymore

Blue

Anonymous i am
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Bet yall did not know Kobe had Blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west