Kobe jokes

2020 was the first time Kobe had passed in years.

Ya know, Kobe made a real impact on the earth!

I want to make a joke about Kobe, but it won't land well.

Kobe ended so many games with threes. Now he ends his life with trees.

Kobe Bryant never missed a shot.

But he nailed that mountain.

What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.

After 40 years, Kobe finally learned to pass.

What kind of bee can't fly?

A KOBE.

When Kobe's pilot hit the mountain, he said, "Kobe."

I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.

I can’t believe it’s been over a year since Kobe decided he’s too good to wait in traffic.

Why was Kobe a good father?

He took his daughter with him.

I would say fly high to Kobe, but obviously he didn't...

How are Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.

You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?

He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.

Covid said to stay 6 feet... I didn't think Kobe meant it literally.

Kobe Bryant jokes just don't really fly well now.

I would tell jokes about Kobe, but they would just crash and burn.

Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.

Give Kobe a plane ticket, he'll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he'll fly for the rest of his life.

I'M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!