Kobe jokes
I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.
Ya know, Kobe made a real impact on the earth!
I want to make a joke about Kobe, but it won't land well.
Kobe Bryant jokes just don't really fly well now.
People told Kobe to fly high. Look what happened.
After 40 years, Kobe finally learned to pass.
What kind of bee can't fly?
A KOBE.
Where did Kobe go after the helicopter crashed? Everywhere.
How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?
His face was chiseled in a mountain.
I can’t believe it’s been over a year since Kobe decided he’s too good to wait in traffic.
What’s Kobe Bryant’s favorite rapper? NLE Choppa.
Just saw the news that Kobe passed. I guess there's a first for everything.
Your forehead is so large, if I drew an H on it, maybe Kobe could've landed.
2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.
Me: Cobain!
Friend: No, dude, it's Kobe.
Me: Why? Cobain didn't miss his last shot.
Kobe was on fire before his death. He was on fire after too.
Kobe was a bloody legend. Now he's just bloody.
2020 was the first time Kobe had passed in years.
I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.
NWA: Straight Outta Compton.
Kobe Bryant: Straight Outta the Helicopter.