Kobe Jokes

Anonymous

i want to make a joke about kobe but it wont land well

Anonymous i am

Ya know, Kobe made a real impact on the earth!

Anonymous

Kobe Bryant jokes just don’t really fly well now

Gabe Itch

I wanted to play as Kobe in my console but the game crashed.

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Anonymous

What’s kobe favorite song. It’s going down for real

Kobe!

After 40 years Kobe finally learned to pass.

Sean Baron

2020 was the first time Kobe had passed in years

your forehead so big that if i drew an H on it kobe could have landed there

Anonymous
in Forehead

Your forehead is so large if I drew an H on it maybe Kobe could’ve landed

Anonymous

covid said to stay 6 feet…i didn’t think Kobe meant it literally

Anonymous

Kobe Bryant never missed a shot

But he nailed that mountain

Ginny Fats

I can’t believe it’s been over a year since Kobe decided he’s too good to wait in traffic.

Anonymous
in Deep

People told Kobe to fly high look what happend

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Anonymous

What’s Kobe Bryant’s Favorite Rapper, NLE Choppa

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Anonymous

Kobe Bryant And 9/11 are two things i dont joke about because when i do they tend to crash and burn

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Anonymous
in Death

What did death say during a helicopter crash?

KOBE!

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Anonymous

Kobe ended so many games with threes now he ends his life with trees.

John Doe
in Helicopter

Kobe was on fire before his death. He was on fire after too.

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Franklin
in Orphan

I would tell jokes about Kobe but they would just crash and burn

Anonymous i am

Bet yall did not know Kobe had Blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west