Kobe jokes
Ya know, Kobe made a real impact on the earth!
I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.
I want to make a joke about Kobe, but it won't land well.
What kind of bee can't fly?
A KOBE.
After 40 years, Kobe finally learned to pass.
Kobe Bryant jokes just don't really fly well now.
People told Kobe to fly high. Look what happened.
How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?
His face was chiseled in a mountain.
Where did Kobe go after the helicopter crashed? Everywhere.
When Kobe's pilot hit the mountain, he said, "Kobe."
I can’t believe it’s been over a year since Kobe decided he’s too good to wait in traffic.
Just saw the news that Kobe passed. I guess there's a first for everything.
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.
I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!
What’s Kobe Bryant’s favorite rapper? NLE Choppa.
2020 was the first time Kobe had passed in years.
Your forehead is so large, if I drew an H on it, maybe Kobe could've landed.
Me: Cobain!
Friend: No, dude, it's Kobe.
Me: Why? Cobain didn't miss his last shot.
2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.