Kobe jokes

Ya know, Kobe made a real impact on the earth!

I want to make a joke about Kobe, but it won't land well.

I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.

After 40 years, Kobe finally learned to pass.

2020 was the first time Kobe had passed in years.

I can’t believe it’s been over a year since Kobe decided he’s too good to wait in traffic.

What kind of bee can't fly?

A KOBE.

Kobe Bryant jokes just don't really fly well now.

What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.

People told Kobe to fly high. Look what happened.

Kobe ended so many games with threes. Now he ends his life with trees.

Kobe Bryant never missed a shot.

But he nailed that mountain.

What’s Kobe Bryant’s favorite rapper? NLE Choppa.

When Kobe's pilot hit the mountain, he said, "Kobe."

Your forehead is so large, if I drew an H on it, maybe Kobe could've landed.

Kobe would still be alive if he would have gone to jail for raping that girl.

Where did Kobe go after the helicopter crashed? Everywhere.

Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.

Kobe was on fire before his death. He was on fire after too.

Covid said to stay 6 feet... I didn't think Kobe meant it literally.