Daycare jokes
Q. Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
Why don’t you see gay orphans at a daycare?
They have no one to call "daddy."
So, if she gargles your cum, is that a jacuzzi daycare?
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.
Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"
Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."
My girlfriend broke up with me today. Her mom had to take her to daycare. 😢😢😢
When the school lets you near children again...
Don't see why people say that babysitting a toddler is hard. You just grease the bathtub, put them inside with some food and drink, and go do your business. I guarantee you that they will still be there when you return.
If you stay in the house, you might need to use sound cancelling headphones too, though.
"Peado van, peado van, stay away, peado van, peado van, take her away."
I can't afford food, I can't afford childcare, might as well just get the money out of her.
Kid's uncle: "Your mum said you can have your friends round tonight! But I'm gonna have to baby sit today."
Kid: "OK THANK YOU."
(AT BED TIME)
Kid: "Please may you stop touching my leg BEN!"
Ben: "I'm not."
(Turns light on) Kid: "UNCLEEEEE STOP SPILLING MILK OVER ME!!!"