Daycare jokes

Why don’t you see gay orphans at a daycare?

They have no one to call "daddy."

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.

One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.

Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"

Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."

So, if she gargles your cum, is that a jacuzzi daycare?

My girlfriend broke up with me today. Her mom had to take her to daycare. 😢😢😢

Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?

A. There was a daycare on the other side.

When I was watching my daughter at the park earlier, another parent asked a man, "Which one is yours?" and he replied, "I'm still choosing." She looked horrified.

Why can't orphans go on school field trips?

Parent Signature: _______

What is the difference between a preschool and my basement?

Little kids leave preschool.

What's a pedophile's favorite type of garden?

A kindergarden.

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