I love my mom
yo momma so fat that when she crossed the road people mistook her for a roundabout.
Yo momma so stupid...weather man says it chilli outside....instead of a jacket..She gets a bowl and spoon!!!
Your momma is so fat she don't need wifi she is already world wide
Yo momma so slutty she did a mukbang video with dicks instead of food.
Yo Momma so fat she uses a mattress as a diaper.
Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator
Yo momma so short...You can see her feet on her driver's license photo!!
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Yo mommas so fat when she skips a meal the stock market drops.
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a shower for 20 minutes after she heard a DIRTY JOKE!!!!
Yo momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo momma so fat her 4 kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
yo momma's so hairy that when the baby came out it got rug burn
Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.
Yo mommas so fat she doesn’t know how to play bacon.
