Yo momma so stupid... weather man says it's chilly outside... instead of a jacket, she gets a bowl and spoon!
Yo Momma Jokes
Yo mama so fat that when she crossed the road, people mistook her for a roundabout.
Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.
Yo momma so short... You can see her feet on her driver's license photo!
Yo momma's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a shower for 20 minutes after she heard a DIRTY JOKE!
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!
Yo momma so fat, her four kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
Yo momma's so hairy that when the baby came out, it got rug burn.
Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
I love my mom.
Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.
Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.
Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.
It's also why he has no eyes.
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
