Yo Momma jokes

Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!

Yo momma so stupid... weather man says it's chilly outside... instead of a jacket, she gets a bowl and spoon!

Yo momma so short... You can see her feet on her driver's license photo!

Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.

Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.

Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.

It's also why he has no eyes.

Yo momma's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

I love my mom.

Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.

Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.

Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.

Yo momma's so stupid, she took a shower for 20 minutes after she heard a DIRTY JOKE!

Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Yo momma so dumb, she washes her dishes in the river.

Yo momma so fake, even Barbie got jealous of her!

Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f

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Yo momma so ugly, they celebrate her face every Halloween.

Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.