Yo Momma jokes

Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.

Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.

Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.

Yo momma so fat, her four kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.

Yo momma's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

Yo momma's so stupid, she took a shower for 20 minutes after she heard a DIRTY JOKE!

I love my mom.

Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.

Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.

Yo momma's so hairy that when the baby came out, it got rug burn.

Yo momma so short... You can see her feet on her driver's license photo!

Yo momma so old, she was at Cain and Abel's baby shower.

Yo momma so ugly, she got a job ringing the bells at Notre Dame.

Your momma so slutty, she masturbates with the Calgary Tower.

Yo momma so delusional, she thought your grandma's Venus flytrap was Audrey II.

Yo momma so dumb that she thought Auradon was in "Varian And The Seven Kingdoms."

Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.

Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her tit, I got a mouthful of knee.

Yo momma's so stupid, her family tree is a telephone pole.