Yo Momma

Yo Momma Jokes

Jacket

Yo momma so stupid... weather man says it's chilly outside... instead of a jacket, she gets a bowl and spoon!

Yo mama

Yo mama so fat that when she crossed the road, people mistook her for a roundabout.

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Yo momma so short... You can see her feet on her driver's license photo!

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Yo momma's so stupid, she took a shower for 20 minutes after she heard a DIRTY JOKE!

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    Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!

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    Yo momma so fat, her four kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.

    Map

    Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.

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    Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

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    Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

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    Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.

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    Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.

    It's also why he has no eyes.

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    Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.

    Picture

    Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.

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    Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!