Yo Momma jokes
Yo momma's so hairy that when the baby came out, it got rug burn.
Yo momma is like a penny...
Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants!
Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo mama so fat that when she crossed the road, people mistook her for a roundabout.
Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.
look at me and your mom
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
Yo momma so stupid... weather man says it's chilly outside... instead of a jacket, she gets a bowl and spoon!
Yo momma so fat, her four kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.
Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.
Yo momma so ugly, the Devil started going to church!
Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.
It's also why he has no eyes.
Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a shower for 20 minutes after she heard a DIRTY JOKE!
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!
Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
Yo Momma so slutty she uses a SpaceX rocket as a dildo.
Yo momma so slutty, when she got a throat swab, the lab found eight different types of semen on her tonsils.
Yo momma is so old, her birthday's expired.