Dam Jokes

Wall

Noob
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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam. What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.

Puns

beavermaster11
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What did the beaver say to his son? Dam son

Animal

Cordell
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I was talking to a beaver about my life. I dont think he really gave a dam about it at all.

Jump

BreezyIs3z
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What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam? Dam Fools

Puns

Anonymous
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What did the fish say before he hit the wall? -- "Oh, dam."

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America

Anonymous
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Two fish walked in to a wall one said to the other "dam"

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Sister

angel
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what's the differs between my sister and my phone . I give a dam if my phone dies

Wife

69
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I saw my wife at the dam yesterday. Drat. I was hoping she might float a bit more downstream.

Roast

Donald Trump
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Your so dam fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.

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Happening

Anonymous
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what would happen if a dam broke when you are on it? You would be dam unlucky

Puns

SammyBoy 136 YT
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When we were visiting the hoover dam. I started to get a bit hungry. I asked my parents, "Wheres the dam snack bar?"

Wall

jack
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question: what did the fish say wen he swam into a wall?

Answer: Dam

Watch

Pinky D
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I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I've ever seen.

Depression

Anonymous
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*An obese depressed mother is trying to tie a noose but can't reach it so she calls her son for help* *a few minutes later* son: there mother: where did you learn to tie such a good noose? son: dad showed me before he died mother: DAM HIM TO HE- *slips and noose chokes her to death*

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Man

Anonymous
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I went to the Dam to take the dam tour, but the dam tour guide told me there wasn't going to be a dam tour that day. So I was thirsty and I wanted some dam water, but the dam man wouldn't give me any dam water, so I told the dam man to keep his dam water.

Water

Anonymous
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Is that ass a water barrier cos dam🥵

Ball

Gatlin Call
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Why do midgets laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

Cool

Someone
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That dam looks dam cool

Jump

Anonymous boy
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what do you call people who jumped in the dam A DAM FOOL

Wall

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what did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

dam.