I was talking to a beaver about my life. I dont think he really gave a dam about it at all.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I've ever seen.
I saw my wife at the dam yesterday. Drat. I was hoping she might float a bit more downstream.
What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam? Dam Fools
What did the fish say before he hit the wall? -- "Oh, dam."
I went to the Dam to take the dam tour, but the dam tour guide told me there wasn't going to be a dam tour that day. So I was thirsty and I wanted some dam water, but the dam man wouldn't give me any dam water, so I told the dam man to keep his dam water.
Two fish walked in to a wall one said to the other "dam"
what would happen if a dam broke when you are on it? You would be dam unlucky
question: what did the fish say wen he swam into a wall?
Answer: Dam
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
When we were visiting the hoover dam. I started to get a bit hungry. I asked my parents, "Wheres the dam snack bar?"
Is that ass a water barrier cos dam🥵
That dam looks dam cool
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Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam
I saw my wife at the dam yesterday, which sucks because I wanted her to flow further down
Are you made of Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
Cause dam you lookin kinda Au Ti S Ti C
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I said to the fish I have dam
