Two fish walked in to a wall one said to the other “dam”

What did the beaver say to his son? Dam son

When we were visiting the hoover dam. I started to get a bit hungry. I asked my parents, “Wheres the dam snack bar?”

What did the fish say before he hit the wall? – “Oh, dam.”

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam. What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.

An obese depressed mother is trying to tie a noose but can’t reach it so she calls her son for help a few minutes later son: there mother: where did you learn to tie such a good noose? son: dad showed me before he died mother: DAM HIM TO HE- slips and noose chokes her to death

Your so dam fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.

Your so dam ugly that the robbers only go into your house to close the blinds.

What did the fish say when it ran into a wall? Dam.

I just watched a doc..entary about beavers. It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen.

That dam looks dam cool

Dams are dam strange

I was talking to a beaver about my life. I dont think he really gave a dam about it at all.

so a cupkake walkes into a bar and sits down the bartender syas to himself dam this is some good shit

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall

Dam

my joke is so diam funny or so dam funny

What did the fish say when he got to the dam? Dam water. Dam!

this is so dam funny

these are all of my terrible jokes

Two antennas met on a roof, they fell in love and got married. The ceremony was alright but the reception was amazing A jumper cable walks into a bar and the bartender said "I’ll serve you but don’t start anything A dyslexic man walks into a bra Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says "does this taste funny to you, I’m joking of course" Dejamoo: the feeling that you’ve heard this bull before A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident and said to the doctor “I can’t feel my legs” the doctor said " I know, I AMPUTATED YOUR ARMS" I went to seafood disco last week, I pulled a muscle What do you call a fish with no eyes, a fsh Two fish swim into a concrete wall, one says "dam" A mystic dwarf escapes from a jail, the call went out of a "small medium at large" A man walks into a bar with solid tar under his arm, he says "a beer please,and one for the road" Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The p is silent YO MAMA SO FAT THAT she should be worried, diabetes is a serious problem What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, duh A priest a rabbi and a cleric walk into a bar, the cleric, due to his religious constructions, does not drink alcohol. The others do the same, they have a pleasant fun and nothing bad happens. What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint. I remember the last words my grandad said before he kicked the bucket, how far do you think I can kick this bucket A man walks into a bar, his alcohol independence is pulling this family apart I like my coffee like my women, on sometimes with a p.... A man is working at a bar, a money comes in and orders a banana martini. The man wakes up and tells his story to his wife, he is ignored and he turns around sobbing. His marriage is falling apart Why didn’t Jesus play hockey? Soccer and baseball are more popular in Mexico What’s green and has wheels? Grass, the wheels WERE A LIE. What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have wheels except the duck Why couldn’t the dinosaur break the wall, I don’t know. I’m asking you Why did the old woman put rainbow roller skates on her walker, she has dementia There are an owl and a squirrel watching a farmer go by, they owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing. It’s an owl it can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey

What did the beaver say when it hit the wall?

Dam!

I just watched a prog am about beavers. It was the best dam program I’ve ever seen.😂😂😂

I just watched a program about beavers. it was the worst dam program I’ve ever seen.

Your Na,e is soo dam retarted you got sent ot the animal farm

why did two red heads fall off the plane? Because they were so dam blind.

This is mean af yall need to stop this like wtf what would happen if u all grew up and u was like this like dam