Dam Jokes

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam. What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.

What did the beaver say to his son? Dam son

I was talking to a beaver about my life. I dont think he really gave a dam about it at all.

What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam? Dam Fools

What did the fish say before he hit the wall? -- "Oh, dam."

Two fish walked in to a wall one said to the other "dam"

what's the differs between my sister and my phone . I give a dam if my phone dies

I saw my wife at the dam yesterday. Drat. I was hoping she might float a bit more downstream.

Your so dam fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.

what would happen if a dam broke when you are on it? You would be dam unlucky

When we were visiting the hoover dam. I started to get a bit hungry. I asked my parents, "Wheres the dam snack bar?"

question: what did the fish say wen he swam into a wall?

Answer: Dam

I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I've ever seen.

*An obese depressed mother is trying to tie a noose but can't reach it so she calls her son for help* *a few minutes later* son: there mother: where did you learn to tie such a good noose? son: dad showed me before he died mother: DAM HIM TO HE- *slips and noose chokes her to death*

I went to the Dam to take the dam tour, but the dam tour guide told me there wasn't going to be a dam tour that day. So I was thirsty and I wanted some dam water, but the dam man wouldn't give me any dam water, so I told the dam man to keep his dam water.

Is that ass a water barrier cos dam🥵

Why do midgets laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

That dam looks dam cool

what do you call people who jumped in the dam A DAM FOOL

what did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

dam.