Dam jokes

I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I've ever seen.

What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam?

Dam fools.

What would happen if a dam broke when you are on it?

You would be dam unlucky.

I went to the dam to take the dam tour, but the dam tour guide told me there wasn't going to be a dam tour that day. So I was thirsty and I wanted some dam water, but the dam man wouldn't give me any dam water, so I told the dam man to keep his dam water.

I was talking to a beaver about my life. I don't think he really gave a dam about it at all.

When we were visiting the Hoover Dam, I started to get a bit hungry. I asked my parents, "Where's the dam snack bar?"

Two fish walked into a wall. One said to the other, "Dam!"

Kaj je pomaranča rekla, ko jo je povozil avto?

You're so damn ugly that the robbers only go into your house to close the blinds.

I saw my wife at the dam yesterday. Drat. I was hoping she might float a bit more downstream.

What did the fish say before he hit the wall? -- "Oh, dam."

This is so damn funny!

Why do midgets laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

Question: What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

Answer: Dam.

Your name is so damn retarded you got sent to the animal farm.

The fish swam in litter and oh, dam!

That dam looks damn cool!

I said to the fish, "I have dam."

Joke.

Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?