I was talking to a beaver about my life. I dont think he really gave a dam about it at all.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I've ever seen.
I saw my wife at the dam yesterday. Drat. I was hoping she might float a bit more downstream.
What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam? Dam Fools
What did the fish say before he hit the wall? -- "Oh, dam."
I went to the Dam to take the dam tour, but the dam tour guide told me there wasn't going to be a dam tour that day. So I was thirsty and I wanted some dam water, but the dam man wouldn't give me any dam water, so I told the dam man to keep his dam water.
Two fish walked in to a wall one said to the other "dam"
what would happen if a dam broke when you are on it? You would be dam unlucky
question: what did the fish say wen he swam into a wall?
Answer: Dam
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
When we were visiting the hoover dam. I started to get a bit hungry. I asked my parents, "Wheres the dam snack bar?"
Is that ass a water barrier cos dam🥵
That dam looks dam cool
You're so damn fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.
*An obese depressed mother is trying to tie a noose but can't reach it so she calls her son for help* *a few minutes later* son: there mother: where did you learn to tie such a good noose? son: dad showed me before he died mother: DAM HIM TO HE- *slips and noose chokes her to death*
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam
I saw my wife at the dam yesterday, which sucks because I wanted her to flow further down
Are you made of Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
Cause dam you lookin kinda Au Ti S Ti C
Your so dam ugly that the robbers only go into your house to close the blinds.
I said to the fish I have dam
