My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.
Door Holding Disaster
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Explain Bear
Listen up, genius. The joke is that the dude's girlfriend is mad because he held the door open for another girl, thinking he's cheating. But, surprise, the girl he helped was in a wheelchair. It's funny because the girlfriend's jealousy is totally misplaced and makes her look dumb, just like you when you try to parallel park. Plus, it's a bit of a dig at how people jump to conclusions. And you, my friend, are the king of jumping to conclusions.
Little Girl Lover
That’s what happens when you date 8 year old girls. There so bitchy but so sexy