My arm: IM GETTING RIPPED TONIGHT
Why did the gym close down? -- It just didn't work out.
What is Jesus's Favorite Exercise? Cross Fit
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
Diddly-squats.
How do you get to the Hogwarts gym?
Go through the dumbbell door
I asked the gym trainer what type of machine i should use to get the best looking women
He said the ATM outside
GO ON THE QUINTILLIONAIRE MORNING ROUTINE NOW!
1. Wake up 2. Take a shit 3. Eat 4. Get out of bed 5. Have breakfast
The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him "Don't skip leg day."
When your exercising and you feel the “gush”
What’s an Emo’s favorite exercise? The dead hang.
At gym class today my freind made this song 🎵 I’m a barbie girl I am fantastic my boobs are plastic
what is Jesus favorite Sports CrossFit
Biggest joke?
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like if you think oily men are hot
What do you call a vagina with multiple clits? A tongue workout!!!!!!!
yo mama so fat when she decides to workout the stock market goes bankrupt
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.
They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds
why didint the teddy bear go to the gym
because he didint want to get ripped
