After an intense workout, I finally have the body I've always dreamed of.
It's in my basement.
After an intense workout, I finally have the body I've always dreamed of.
It's in my basement.
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
Diddly-squats.
I asked the gym trainer what type of machine I should use to get the best looking women.
He said the ATM outside.
The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."
Not a joke but theres no where else to post this , ( mainly this post is for the broke people w/o a gym ) . Did you know that the body can't tell if ur using weights? so lifting weights are optional . some beginner workouts W/O weights for like really weak ppls . 1. sit - up's 10 reps 2. push - up's 20 per reps 3. squat's 10 per reps 4. crunches 10 per reps
What’s an Emo’s favorite exercise? The dead hang.
No pine, no gain!
what is Jesus favorite Sports CrossFit
Biggest joke?
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What is Jesus’s Favorite Exercise?
CrossFit.
Why do some couples go to the gym together?
Because they want their relationship to work out.