Workout jokes
After an intense workout, I finally have the body I've always dreamed of.
It's in my basement.
Why is Jupiter so big? Because it works out!
Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!
What’s an Emo’s favorite exercise?
The dead hang.
Why do some couples go to the gym together?
Because they want their relationship to work out.
Yo, Dad is so skinny, he doesn't work out enough.
Like if you think oily men are hot.
At gym class today, my friend made this song:
🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!
Hey, Tanya, can I Tanya ass?
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."
What do you call a vagina with multiple clits?
A tongue workout!
There was a boy in the gym who was in his late teens. He was sitting at the dumbbells tables, but he wasn't lifting. He instead, sat up and was ripping something up.
The manager then walked over to him and asked, "You're hogging the dumbbells, dude! What are you even doing?" The boy hesitated, then said, "Getting ripped, wanna join me?" as he held up stacks of blank paper. The man silently sat on the table with him and grabbed some papers. "Why not?" he finally said.
Biggest joke?
[Image of Zac Efron]
The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.
What is Jesus’s Favorite Exercise?
CrossFit.
They struggled to lift the weights, but I got watermelon to keep me in shape.
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!