After an intense workout, I finally have the body I've always dreamed of. It's in my basement
My arm: "I'M GETTING RIPPED TONIGHT!"
Why did the gym close down? -- It just didn't work out.
What is Jesus's Favorite Exercise? Cross Fit
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
Diddly-squats.
How do you get to the Hogwarts gym?
Go through the dumbbell door
I asked the gym trainer what type of machine i should use to get the best looking women
He said the ATM outside
GO ON THE QUINTILLIONAIRE MORNING ROUTINE NOW!
1. Wake up 2. Take a shit 3. Eat 4. Get out of bed 5. Have breakfast
The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him "Don't skip leg day."
Not a joke but theres no where else to post this , ( mainly this post is for the broke people w/o a gym ) . Did you know that the body can't tell if ur using weights? so lifting weights are optional . some beginner workouts W/O weights for like really weak ppls . 1. sit - up's 10 reps 2. push - up's 20 per reps 3. squat's 10 per reps 4. crunches 10 per reps
When your exercising and you feel the βgushβ
Whatβs an Emoβs favorite exercise? The dead hang.
Whatβs a rapperβs favorite exercise?
HEAVY BARS
what is Jesus favorite Sports CrossFit
Biggest joke?
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like if you think oily men are hot
They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds
What do you call a vagina with multiple clits? A tongue workout!!!!!!!
At gym class today my freind made this song π΅ Iβm a barbie girl I am fantastic my boobs are plastic
There was a boy in the gym who was in his late teens. He was sitting at the dumbells tables but he wasn't lifting. He instead, sat up and was ripping something up. The manager then walked over to him, and asked "You're hogging the dumbells, dude! What are you even doing?" The boy hesitated, then said "Getting ripped, wanna join me?" as he held up stacks of blank paper. The man silently sat on the table with him and grabbed some papers. "Why not?" he finally said.
