After an intense workout, I finally have the body I've always dreamed of.
It's in my basement.
After an intense workout, I finally have the body I've always dreamed of.
It's in my basement.
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
Diddly-squats.
I asked the gym trainer what type of machine I should use to get the best looking women.
He said the ATM outside.
The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."
Not a joke but there's nowhere else to post this, (mainly this post is for the broke people without a gym). Did you know that the body can't tell if you're using weights? So lifting weights are optional.
Some beginner workouts without weights for like really weak people:
1. Sit-ups 10 reps 2. Push-ups 20 per reps 3. Squats 10 per reps 4. Crunches 10 per reps
No pine, no gain!
What’s an Emo’s favorite exercise?
The dead hang.
What is Jesus' favorite sport? CrossFit.
Biggest joke?
[Image of Zac Efron]
What is Jesus’s Favorite Exercise?
CrossFit.
Why do some couples go to the gym together?
Because they want their relationship to work out.