After an intense workout, I finally have the body I've always dreamed of.
It's in my basement.
My arm: "I'M GETTING RIPPED TONIGHT!"
Why did the gym close down? -- It just didn't work out.
What is Jesus's favorite exercise?
Cross Fit.
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
Diddly-squats.
How do you get to the Hogwarts gym?
Go through the dumbbell door.
I asked the gym trainer what type of machine I should use to get the best looking women.
He said the ATM outside.
Go on the quintillionaire morning routine now!
1. Wake up. 2. Take a shit. 3. Eat. 4. Get out of bed. 5. Have breakfast.
The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."
Not a joke but theres no where else to post this , ( mainly this post is for the broke people w/o a gym ) . Did you know that the body can't tell if ur using weights? so lifting weights are optional . some beginner workouts W/O weights for like really weak ppls . 1. sit - up's 10 reps 2. push - up's 20 per reps 3. squat's 10 per reps 4. crunches 10 per reps
When your exercising and you feel the “gush”
What’s an Emo’s favorite exercise? The dead hang.
No pine, no gain!
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
Biggest joke?
[Image of Zac Efron]
What is Jesus' favorite sport? CrossFit.
Like if you think oily men are hot.
They say during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?
What is Jesus’s Favorite Exercise?
CrossFit.
Why do some couples go to the gym together?
Because they want their relationship to work out.
