Workout

Workout Jokes

Body

After an intense workout, I finally have the body I've always dreamed of.

It's in my basement.

Gym

Why did the gym close down? -- It just didn't work out.

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  • Gym

    How do you get to the Hogwarts gym?

    Go through the dumbbell door.

    Atm

    I asked the gym trainer what type of machine I should use to get the best looking women.

    He said the ATM outside.

    Routine

    Go on the quintillionaire morning routine now!

    1. Wake up. 2. Take a shit. 3. Eat. 4. Get out of bed. 5. Have breakfast.

    Wheelchair

    The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."

    Post

    Not a joke but there's nowhere else to post this, (mainly this post is for the broke people without a gym). Did you know that the body can't tell if you're using weights? So lifting weights are optional.

    Some beginner workouts without weights for like really weak people:

    1. Sit-ups 10 reps 2. Push-ups 20 per reps 3. Squats 10 per reps 4. Crunches 10 per reps

    Sex

    They say during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?

    Relationship

    Why do some couples go to the gym together?

    Because they want their relationship to work out.