Eskimo jokes
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
An Eskimo was holidaying in New Zealand and while driving his rented car around the countryside it broke down. A bloke passing by offered to help, lifted the bonnet and said, "I know your problem, you blew a seal."
The Eskimo with a shocked expression retorted, "Yeah? Well you fuck sheep!"
Where does a black Eskimo live?
In a Nigglu.
If something doesn't make sense to an Eskimo... is it counterINUITive?
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
How does the Eskimo make a house of cards?
Igloos it.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and settles on their land.
What do you call an ice skating dwarf?
A midget spinner.
Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:
Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?
Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.