What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
Where does a black Eskimo live? In a Nigglu
An Eskimo was holidaying in New Zealand and while driving his rented car around the countryside it broke down. A bloke passing by offered to help, lifted the bonnet and said, "I know your problem, you blew a seal."
The Eskimo with a shocked expression retorted, "Yeah? Well you fuck sheep!"
If something doesn't make sense to an Eskimo... is it counterINUITive?
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
How does the Eskimo make a house of cards?
Igloos it.
