Eskimo jokes
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
An Eskimo was holidaying in New Zealand and while driving his rented car around the countryside it broke down. A bloke passing by offered to help, lifted the bonnet and said, "I know your problem, you blew a seal."
The Eskimo with a shocked expression retorted, "Yeah? Well you fuck sheep!"
Where does a black Eskimo live?
In a Nigglu.
If something doesn't make sense to an Eskimo... is it counterINUITive?
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
How does the Eskimo make a house of cards?
Igloos it.
What do you call an ice skating dwarf?
A midget spinner.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and settles on their land.
Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:
Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?
The only reason why Murrikkkunts think Canada isn't free is because incest is illegal in Canada, in which one can face a sentence as long as 14 years in prison if convicted.
Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.