What do you call a gay Eskimo? A snow blower.
Where does a black Eskimo live? In a Nigglu
An Eskimo was holidaying in New Zealand and while driving his rented car around the countryside it broke down. A bloke passing by offered to help, lifted the bonnet and said, "I know your problem, you blew a seal." The Eskimo with a shocked expression retorted, "Yeah? Well you fuck sheep!"
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
If something doesn't make sense to an Eskimo... Is it counterinuitive?
How does the Eskimo make a house of cards?
Igloos it.
