My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday. I asked her why. She said, "Because you're a pedophile." I replied, "Pedophile! That's a big word for an eight year old."
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, numbskull. The joke is that the dude's girlfriend called him a pedophile (which is bad, duh). But get this, he makes it seem like his girlfriend is just a little kid. That's messed up, but also, kinda funny 'cause it's so wrong. I bet you thought that was real. I can smell your fear.
Greg
You are a sick and disgusting bastard
and i oop
who are you, tony lopez?
Anonymous
Those people in the comments section are such cunts