What would happen if a dam broke when you are on it?
You would be dam unlucky.
What would happen if a dam broke when you are on it?
You would be dam unlucky.
Listen, genius, you really think you're gonna get away with askin' me somethin' this dumb? Okay, here it is, straight from the bear's mouth: the joke is a play on word. When the dam broke, you are "dam unlucky". The word "dam" is a substitute for "damn," and the humor is in the unexpected use of the word 'dam'.
Anonymous
goooooooood joke ha ha