I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
Economy Jokes
Never invest in funerals. It's a dying industry.
I'd tell you a joke about unemployed people, but none of them work.
How is the business in Ukraine? It's booming.
I have many jokes about unemployed people, but sadly, none of them seemed to have worked.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?
Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
Your mom is so fat that if she sits on top of a gas station, she will lower the prices.
I would tell you a joke about unemployed people, but they donβt really work.
Why are Egyptian gods orphans?
Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a new bus) every year to make a prophet.
You're so poor, when you kicked a can, a man asked, "Are you moving?"
Cheap oil, no immigration, and no school shootings.
Corona did what Trump promised.
What do you call children born from incest?
Gross Domestic Product.
Welcome to the roadkill cafe, where yesterday's crash is today's cash.
If you really think about it, every market in Africa is a black market.
I have some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.
How can a prostitute make more money than a drug dealer?
She can clean her crack and sell it again.
Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw the gas bill.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
