I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
Never invest in funerals. It's a dying industry.
I'd tell you a joke about unemployed people, but none of them work.
How is the business in Ukraine? It's booming.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
I would tell you a joke about unemployed people, but they don’t really work.
Why are Egyptian gods orphans?
Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a new bus) every year to make a prophet.
If you really think about it, every market in Africa is a black market.
Welcome to the roadkill cafe, where yesterday's crash is today's cash.
What do you call children born from incest?
Gross Domestic Product
A man got fired from the first coin factory. He exclaimed, "No! This is the only thing that's ever made cents!"
Why don’t cows have any money?
Because farmers milk them dry.
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'Cause I'm in a great depression😎
We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Biden, no cash, and no hope.
Why was Hitler broke? The gas prices are outrageous
Why is prostitution illegal?
Because when it comes to screwing people and taking their money, the government doesn't want anyone outperforming them.
Why is there no walmarts in Palestine. There is targets everywhere
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?
If Government can print money
Then why are we paying taxes?!?
