Economy jokes
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
I'm a poor Indian, please help me.
I have so many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.
Yo mama so rich the Socs got jealous.
What is the richest kind of air?
A millionaire.
Minimalism is a scam created by Big Small to sell more less.
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."
I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday.
Oh, don’t worry, he’s okay now.
But the vet charged me six quid.
Inflation is so bad, McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
You are so fat you were able to occupy Wall Street all by yourself.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To withdraw some flow.
Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.
I made a joke about unemployed people. It didn’t work.
You're so poor, you only got 2 jokes.
Why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan?
He was not worth keeping.
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.
150,000$
Why can't poor people write jokes?
Because they make no cents.
Let's take a look at the Swedish bench for today's game. $12.99 from Ikea.