Economy jokes

I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.

Never invest in funerals. It's a dying industry.

I'd tell you a joke about unemployed people, but none of them work.

I have many jokes about unemployed people, but sadly, none of them seemed to have worked.

How is the business in Ukraine? It's booming.

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.

How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?

Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.

Your mom is so fat that if she sits on top of a gas station, she will lower the prices.

What do you call the whole population turning into emos?

The Great Depression.

I would tell you a joke about unemployed people, but they don’t really work.

Why are Egyptian gods orphans?

Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a new bus) every year to make a prophet.

What do you call children born from incest?

Gross Domestic Product.

You're so poor, when you kicked a can, a man asked, "Are you moving?"

Cheap oil, no immigration, and no school shootings.

Corona did what Trump promised.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw the gas bill.

A fine is a tax for doing something wrong. A tax is a fine for doing something good.

Why is prostitution illegal?

Because when it comes to screwing people and taking their money, the government doesn't want anyone outperforming them.

I have some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.

If you really think about it, every market in Africa is a black market.

Welcome to the roadkill cafe, where yesterday's crash is today's cash.