Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a crowbar could do it so much quicker.
What was the last thought Jesus had before he died?
"Man, I could really use a crowbar right about now."
My last 15 minutes as a 23 y/o!!
It's not my birthday, but a scary-looking man with a crowbar just broke into my house.
Hey, pass me that crow bar please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home
(credit to Ryan Lombard (I think that’s his name) from YouTube shorts, I loved this dad joke/pun)
