sticks and stones may break my bones but a crowbar could do it so much quicker
What was the last thought Jesus had before he died?
"Man, I could really use a crowbar right about now."
My last 15 minutes as a 23 y/o!!
It's not my birthday but a scary-looking man with a crowbar just broke into my house
Hey, pass me that crow bar please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home
(credit to Ryan Lombard (I think that’s his name) from YouTube shorts, I loved this dad joke/pun)
