Broke jokes

Yo mama so ugly!

The mime broke his 30 year streak of silence!!!!

My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

I used to date a girl named Ruth, but she broke up with me and now I am ruthless.

Person: I broke my arm in three places.

Doctor: Well, don't go to those three places then.

My mom thinks I need to stop objectifying women. I think she is overreacting.

She asked why I broke up with the last girl, and I said,

"It didn't work out."

She told me to be more specific, so I said,

"I just told you, she didn't exercise."

Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."

Me: My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday, and I had her wheelchair.

Me: Guess who came crawling right back?

Broke my toenail yesterday. I'm now presenting you puns/jokes:

1. "Yeah, I broke my toenail, wanna see phoTOES?" 2. "I'm tired of bandaging my toe! Oh. My. GAUZE."

Why did Susie get cut from the soccer team? She has no legs!

Who broke into my house by kicking down my door? Not Susie... But she still is in my basement, since she can't run!

Official Dj Penaldo playlist.

1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"

Why was the clown sad?

He broke his funny bone. PS: "funny bone" is not actually a bone.

Stephen Hawking didn’t die.

His charger broke.

My wife went to Niagara Falls and fell. She broke every bone in her body.

One year later, she recovered. She slipped on an orange peel and died.

So who did it? the I.S.S. teacher said.

1 hour before:

So let me get...

Random person: Wait, what? You BROKE UP WITH HER!

Me: I SWEAR, JHONNY, THIS IS THE 3RD TIME YOU BUTT INTO MY CONVERSATION! SO... HERE... YOU... GO! *punches*

What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?

It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!

Your mother is so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven when she died. jaja ur momma dead.

I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldn't stand for the pledge. She was in a wheelchair.

Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.

What would happen if a dam broke when you are on it?

You would be dam unlucky.

Why was Hitler broke?

The gas prices are outrageous.