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I used to date a girl named Ruth but she broke up with me and now I am ruthless.
Person: I broke my arm in three places
Doctor: well don’t go to those three places then.
Me: My gf broke up with me yesterday and I had her wheel chair
Me: guess who came crawling right back
Why was the clown sad
He broke his funny bone. Ps: funny bone is not actually a bone
Broke my toenail yesterday, I'm now presenting you puns/jokes:
1. "Yeah I broke my toenail, wanna see phoTOES?" 2. "I'm tired of bandaging my toe! Oh. My. GAUZE."
Why did Susie get cut from the soccer team? She has no legs! Who broke into my house by kicking down my door? Not Susie... But she still is in my basement, since she can't run!
i met a girl that was 6-5 and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm, she really said ohh snap like a twin tower
Official Dj Penaldo playlist. 1. I'm a fraud 2. I need you (ft. Tap-ins) 3. I Want to Leave Mid United 4. Back where I belong (ft. Europa league) 5. TY Eder 6. Nobody wants me ( Rejectnaldo Remix) 7. Fuck that kid ( ft. Lil Broke phone) 8. Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)
Michael Jackson broke his window what dose he say? i cant sehe
My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
Stephen Hawking didn’t die.
His charger broke.
My wife went to Niagara Falls and fell, she broke every bone in her body.
1 year later she recovered. She slipped on an orange peel and died
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What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach? It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
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When ariana grande broke up with pete she said she has on less problem with out you.
what does the twin towers and my ads condom both have in common they both broke and everbody cried
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I broke up with my RBLX gf and I heard my uncle crying in the other room
