My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice. I called it "cold hard cash."
Decisions taken by world leaders often have great significance during a crisis.The Americans, in particular, are suffering many losses during the current global pandemic. Remember, In the 1980's they had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. In 2020 they have Donald Trump, no Cash and no Hope!
I told my Phsychyatrist I was going to go kill myself. He asked if I was paying for this appointment in check or cash.
Welcome to the roadkill cafe, where yesterday's crash is today's cash.
How to get quick cash: Step 1: Kill a child's parents Step 2: Do foster care for them Step 3: Get paid for doing foster care
I'm not gay, but fifty dollars is fifty dollars.
What's the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don't have $1 Million in my wallet.
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What do you call a prostitute with no arm or legs
Cash and carry
What did the hooker say when she found out the cash she was paid with for services rendered was counterfeit?
I've been raped
We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Biden, no cash, and no hope.
I just come across a pile of cash in the parking lot.
Usually I just use tissues
What do cows call money? Moola
The cashier asked if I wanted to get my extra dollar to the poor i said sure and i got a cash app notification for 1 dollar
Ps. My brother made this up when he had no meds.... I almost died π
What does ATM stand for........
Answer: Amyβs Terrible Mom
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dudeeeee if ur at the atm wouldent that mean ur buying ur own money?
If I had a dollar for every gender there is, I'd have two dollars and a lot of counterfeits.
just give me my money ( clap clap clap )
Banker: I have the right to take your money! Me: Check my name Banker: Robin D. Bank, why?
Banker: realizes Me:πποΈ gimme gimme
What happens when Steven hawking dies?
Take his I pad to cash convertes
