My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice
- i called it cold hard cash
Welcome to the roadkill cafe, where yesterday's crash is today's cash.
I'm not gay, but fifty dollars is fifty dollars.
What's the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don't have $1 Million in my wallet.
What do you call a prostitute with no arm or legs
Cash and carry
What did the hooker say when she found out the cash she was paid with for services rendered was counterfeit?
I've been raped
We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Biden, no cash, and no hope.
I just come across a pile of cash in the parking lot.
Usually I just use tissues
What do cows call money? Moola
Ps. My brother made this up when he had no meds.... I almost died π
What does ATM stand for........
Answer: Amyβs Terrible Mom
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dudeeeee if ur at the atm wouldent that mean ur buying ur own money?
If I had a dollar for every gender there is, I'd have two dollars and a lot of counterfeits.
Banker: I have the right to take your money! Me: Check my name Banker: Robin D. Bank, why?
Banker: realizes Me:πποΈ gimme gimme
Bank owner:if you want to start a bank account, I need ur name. Guy:Robin Bank owner: ur last name? Guy:Debank Bank owner: Robin Debank? Guy: put your hands up and give me all the money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
one dollor bill is with a five doller bill. the 5 says " i make more cents then you
Why can orphans get away with robing the bank
Because no one wants him
Why do people adopt orphans
They get cash
Mom:hey hun need some money for lunch at school? son:no i got 1k already mom:Wait,what,how- son:moms wallot is magic
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To withdraw some FLOW
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his STACKS of CASH
