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i just donated 100$ to a blind children charity, suck that no one will see it

me, smashes mouse after losing a match, everybody at the pet race: :O

I called a suicide hotline in Iraq, they got exited and asked if i could drive a truck

My son, who is into astronomy, asked my how stars die i said usually from a overdose

I wish the grass outside of my house is emo, because it would cut itself

Whats the difference between a man and pizza, pizza does not scream in the oven

I was watching my daughter at a park she was playing with a few people another parent came up to me and said which was is yours, just for fun i said "i am still choosing" she looked horrified

I, for one wanted Donald Trump to be president, its been a while since we had a president assassination

a man went into a libary to get a book on how to commit sucide the libarian said "no you won't bring it back

you can't say hitler was a bad person he did kill hitler after all

kid "whats dark humor" mom "you see that man over there without arms tell him to clap" kid "I am blind mom" "exactly" said mom

I have a fish that can breakdance only for 20 seconds and he can only do it once