'Tis But A Scratch

People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"

And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"

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Alright, listen up, dummy. This is a reference to the movie "Monty Python and the Holy Grail". In the movie, a knight loses all his limbs but insists he's fine. The joke is that the man is downplaying a very serious injury, just like the knight. You probably wouldn't get it because you have the humor of a rusty spoon.

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