Eight-Year-Old Girl

Alright listen up, because you're clearly not too bright. The "joke" is about doing messed up stuff to a kid, then makin' her even more sad by ruin'n her teddy bear. It's supposed to be funny 'cause it's so wrong and shocking, but let's be real, it's just plain awful. Based on the way you write, you probably think this is hilarious, which says a lot about you.