School shooting jokes

What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast? A Sandy Hooker

I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don't understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, "what's so sad?" and she said "What do you think was running through these kid's heads before they died?" I replied "probably a bullet". She gasped and said "do you have any idea how insensitive that is? What do you think is running through their parent's heads?" I said "probably all the money they're losing from this funeral."

I usually don’t make school shooting jokes.

Because they’re aimed at a younger audience.

A class is being taught when Bill Clinton walks in. He asks the class, "What is a tragedy?"

One kid, named Jim, raises his hand and says, "If my family and I got ran over by a truck, that would be a tragedy." Bill Clinton replies, "That would be an accident, not a tragedy."

A couple of seconds later, Audrey raises her hand and says, "If a school shooting would happen and 10 kids died, that would be a tragedy." Bill Clinton replies once again with: "That would be a great loss, not a tragedy." All of the kids are confused now when all of a sudden Matthew says, "If you and Hillary Clinton were on an airplane and it got blown up, that would be a tragedy!"

"Yes!" Says Bill Clinton "How do you know?" Matthew says happily, "It is definitely not an accident, and certainly not a great loss!"

*School shooting happens* Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk* American student: "First time?"

How are school shooting victims and school shooting jokes similar? They never get old.

I was in a school shooting a few years ago, 3 people died.

I guess that’s what you get when you’re bad at hide and seek.

I went to my local shooting range today but was surprised when I saw on the news that there was a school shooting in my shooting range. I don't know who snitched...

I went to the shooting range the other day. After a while, I realized I was the only one there. So, I decided to go home and saw on the news that there was a mass school shooting and there were reporters on the scene. Man, I knew I should have stayed around a little longer.

My friend was a victim of a school shooting once, but he couldn't tell if they were in the library because of the suppressor on his AR.

Teachers: Whenever there’s a school shooting, hide under the desk.

Students: Hiding under desk.

Shooter: Well, no one’s in here!

Where is the cheapest gun range? Your local public school.

One of the students reported a school shooting. That fucking snitch...

I never get school shooting jokes.

Maybe they're aimed at a younger audience.

Why are school shooting jokes so funny? Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!

Warning, this is dark.

How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch? Give 'em a Sandy Hook.

After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.

Want to know why parents don't get school shooting jokes?

Because they are aimed at a younger audience.

What kind of punch takes out 20 children and 8 adults? A Sandy Hook.

Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.