What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?
A Sandy Hooker
My friend was a victim of a school shooting once but he couldnt tell if they were in the library because of the suppressor on his ar
warning this is dark
how do u knock out 26 kids in one punch give em a sandy hook
Where is the cheapest gun range? Your local public school
I never get school shooting jokes. Maybe they're aimed at a younger audience
Did you hear about the school shooting joke? Well, I won't tell you it's aimed at a younger audience.
I usually don’t make school shooting jokes. Because they’re aimed at a younger audience
Teachers at a school shooting be like: damn it. Thats the third one this week and its only monday
I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don't understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, what's so sad and she said "What do you think was running through these kid's head before they died". I replied "probably a bullet", she gasped and said "do you have any idea how insensitive that is, what do you think is running through their parent's heads", I said " probably all the money their losing from this funeral".
How are school shooting victims and school shooting jokes similar?
They never get old.
Eric's mom asked to his son why his bag is heavy and if it is because of books. Eric replied "No, magazines"
Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines
Two boys are talking on the bus Boy 1: I feel like i'm forgetting something. Boy 2: hey did you hear about that school shooting last week? Boy 1: oh that's right
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces
Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.
A class is being taught when Bill Clinton walks in. He asks the class, " What is a tragedy?" One kid, named Jim, raises his hand and says, "if my family and I got ran over by a truck, that would be a tragedy." Bill Clinton replies, "That would be an accident, not a tragedy." A couple of seconds later, Audrey raises her hand and says, "If a school shooting would happen and 10 kids died, that would be a tragedy." Bill Clinton replies once again with: "That would be a great loss, not a tragedy." All of the kids are confused now when all of a sudden Matthew says "If you and Hillary Clinton were on an airplane and it got blown up, that would be a tragedy!" "Yes!" Says Bill Clinton "How do you know?" Matthew says happily, "It is definitely not an accident, and certainly not a great loss!"
*School shooting happens*
Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk*
American student: "First time?"
Want to know why parents don't get school shooting jokes? Because they are aimed at a younger audience.
Man 1: Hey I heard you survived a school shooting, what was it like? Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere, I was only able to get a few of them.
Teachers: when ever there’s a school shooting hide under the desk Students: hiding under desk Shooter: Well no ones in here
