Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.

The Lego broke in half.

One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

Chuck Norris and Superman had a bet. The loser had to wear their underwear on their pants.

Chuck Norris was shot with a gun. The bullet was critically injured.

Chuck Norris has been to Mars…that’s why there is no signs of life there.

If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the Movie 300, the movie would be called 1.

Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it.

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 20 people, then it exploded.

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

Chuck Norris wins a staring contest. – Against Medusa.

Lightning doesn’t strike twice in the same place, but chuck Norris does.

chuck Norris get`s pulled over by cop and the cop gets a ticket

Chuck Norris once took down a fence. Maybe you heard of it, the Berlin wall

Chuck Norris can make minute made lemonade in 5 seconds.

Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He just stares them down and gets the information he wants.

“Chuck? How many push-ups can you do?” – “All of them.”

Chuck Norris knows Victoria’s Secret.