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Lego

Anonymous

Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.

The Lego broke in half.

Nothing

Anonymous

Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it.

Number

Anonymous

Chuck Norris doesn’t dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong telephone.

Cop

Anonymous

chuck Norris get`s pulled over by cop and the cop gets a ticket

Door

Anonymous

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Last

Anonymous

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

Pokémon

Anonymous

Chuck Norris caught all the Pokémon – from a landline.

Game

Anonymous

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.

Time

Anonymous

Chuck Norris was a kamikaze pilot. 12 times.

Push

Anonymous

“Chuck? How many push-ups can you do?” – “All of them.”

Read

Anonymous

Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He just stares them down and gets the information he wants.

Orange

Pistacio

Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you’ve ever tasted.

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Die

Me

chuck Norris would have died a couple of years ago but death hasn’t built up the courage to tell him

Light

Limping Idiot 143

Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on, not because he is afraid of the darkness, but because the darkness is afraid of him.

Butter

Anonymous

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter

Die

Anonymous

A cobra once bit Chuck Norris. After hours of agonising pain… it died.

Time

Anonymous

Sonic Can run around the world in a second. In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.

Cry

Daddy

Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries

Name

Mr.Randoms

There once was a street named Chuck Norris-They had to change the name because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives

Secret

Anonymous

Chuck Norris knows Victoria’s Secret.

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