Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.


chuck Norris would have died a couple of years ago but death hasn't built up the courage to tell him

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries

Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on, not because he is afraid of the darkness, but because the darkness is afraid of him.