Nothing

Anonymous

Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it.

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Step

Anonymous

Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.

The Lego broke in half.

Door

Anonymous

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Number

Anonymous

Chuck Norris doesn’t dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong telephone.

0

Taste

Pistacio

Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you’ve ever tasted.

1

Pokémon

Anonymous

Chuck Norris caught all the Pokémon – from a landline.

Time

RoemischPlays1

Chuck Norris and Time had a race…

Result: Time is still running…

Die

Me

chuck Norris would have died a couple of years ago but death hasn’t built up the courage to tell him

Light

Limping Idiot 143

Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on, not because he is afraid of the darkness, but because the darkness is afraid of him.

Time

Anonymous

Chuck Norris was a kamikaze pilot. 12 times.

Read

Anonymous

Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He just stares them down and gets the information he wants.

Last

Anonymous

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

Cry

Daddy

Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries

Butter

Anonymous

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter

Game

Anonymous

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.

Push

Anonymous

“Chuck? How many push-ups can you do?” – “All of them.”

Minutes

Spooky monk

Chuck Norris can make 5 minute frosting in 4 minutes.

Pain

Anonymous

A cobra once bit Chuck Norris. After hours of agonising pain… it died.

Time

Anonymous

Sonic Can run around the world in a second. In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.

Cop

Anonymous

chuck Norris get`s pulled over by cop and the cop gets a ticket