Chuck Norris was shot with a gun. The bullet was critically injured.

One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.

The Lego broke in half.

Chuck Norris and Superman had a bet. The loser had to wear their underwear on their pants.

Chuck Norris has been to Mars…that’s why there is no signs of life there.

Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it.

If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the Movie 300, the movie would be called 1.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 20 people, then it exploded.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

Chuck Norris wins a staring contest. – Against Medusa.

“Chuck? How many push-ups can you do?” – “All of them.”

Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He just stares them down and gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter

Chuck Norris was a kamikaze pilot. 12 times.

Chuck Norris knows Victoria’s Secret.

There once was a street named Chuck Norris-They had to change the name because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives

Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you’ve ever tasted.

Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on, not because he is afraid of the darkness, but because the darkness is afraid of him.