Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it.

Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.

The Lego broke in half.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris doesn’t dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong telephone.

Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you’ve ever tasted.

Chuck Norris caught all the Pokémon – from a landline.

Chuck Norris and Time had a race…

Result: Time is still running…

chuck Norris would have died a couple of years ago but death hasn’t built up the courage to tell him

Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on, not because he is afraid of the darkness, but because the darkness is afraid of him.

Chuck Norris was a kamikaze pilot. 12 times.

Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He just stares them down and gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.

“Chuck? How many push-ups can you do?” – “All of them.”

Chuck Norris can make 5 minute frosting in 4 minutes.

A cobra once bit Chuck Norris. After hours of agonising pain… it died.

Sonic Can run around the world in a second. In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.

chuck Norris get`s pulled over by cop and the cop gets a ticket