Chuck Norris and Superman had a bet. The loser had to wear their underwear on their pants.
One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It’s not dead or anything, it’s just too scared to nove
There once was a street named Chuck Norris-They had to change the name because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives