One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

Chuck Norris was shot with a gun. The bullet was critically injured.

Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.

The Lego broke in half.

Chuck Norris and Superman had a bet. The loser had to wear their underwear on their pants.

Chuck Norris has been to Mars…that’s why there is no signs of life there.

Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it.

If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the Movie 300, the movie would be called 1.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 20 people, then it exploded.

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

Chuck Norris wins a staring contest. – Against Medusa.

Chuck Norris was a kamikaze pilot. 12 times.

“Chuck? How many push-ups can you do?” – “All of them.”

Chuck Norris knows Victoria’s Secret.

There once was a street named Chuck Norris-They had to change the name because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives

Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He just stares them down and gets the information he wants.

Lightning doesn’t strike twice in the same place, but chuck Norris does.

chuck Norris get`s pulled over by cop and the cop gets a ticket

Chuck Norris: “I block bullets with me beard”. Abraham Lincoln: “I catch bullets with my skull”