Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris Jokes

Nothing

Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it.

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  • Apple

    Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.

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  • Year

    Chuck Norris would have died a couple of years ago, but death hasn't built up the courage to tell him.

    Time

    Chuck Norris and Time had a race.

    Result: Time is still running...

    Cop

    Chuck Norris gets pulled over by a cop, and the cop gets a ticket.

    Shower

    Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries.

    Light

    Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on, not because he is afraid of the darkness, but because the darkness is afraid of him.

    Game

    Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.

    Book

    Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He just stares them down and gets the information he wants.