Chuck Norris and Superman had a bet. The loser had to wear their underwear on their pants.
One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It’s not dead or anything, it’s just too scared to nove
Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on, not because he is afraid of the darkness, but because the darkness is afraid of him.
There once was a street named Chuck Norris-They had to change the name because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives