Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

In the average room, there are about 2,894,638 items that Chuck Norris can use to kill you, including the room itself.

Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.

When Chuck Norris breaks a mirror, the mirror gets seven years of bad luck.

Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.

They say Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn't cry.

Bees don't sting Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris stings bees.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet.

He scares the shit out of it.

Some people can juggle chainsaws. Chuck Norris can juggle people juggling chainsaws.

A cobra once bit Chuck Norris. After hours of agonising pain... it died.

Chuck Norris can make an omelet from Kinder surprise.

Chuck Norris and Medusa had a staring contest. Medusa turned to stone.

Chuck Norris once put a plastic bag on his head, and the bag suffocated to death.

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries.

Sonic can run around the world in a second.

In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.

Chuck Norris was a kamikaze pilot. 12 times.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.