Chuck Norris has been to Mars…that’s why there is no signs of life there.
Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It’s not dead or anything, it’s just too scared to nove
There once was a street named Chuck Norris-They had to change the name because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives
Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on, not because he is afraid of the darkness, but because the darkness is afraid of him.