Chuck Norris Jokes

Anonymous

Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it.

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Anonymous

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

Anonymous

Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.

The Lego broke in half.

Me

chuck Norris would have died a couple of years ago but death hasn't built up the courage to tell him

Pistacio

Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.

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Anonymous

Chuck Norris was a kamikaze pilot. 12 times.

Limping Idiot 143

Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on, not because he is afraid of the darkness, but because the darkness is afraid of him.

Anonymous

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Anonymous

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter

Daddy

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries

Anonymous

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He just stares them down and gets the information he wants.

RoemischPlays1

Chuck Norris and Time had a race...

Result: Time is still running...

Anonymous

"Chuck? How many push-ups can you do?" -- "All of them."

Anonymous
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Chuck Norris caught all the Pokémon -- from a landline.

Anonymous

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.

Anonymous

Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong telephone.

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Spooky monk

Chuck Norris can make 5 minute frosting in 4 minutes.

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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a uni cycle

Anonymous

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.

Anonymous

A cobra once bit Chuck Norris. After hours of agonising pain... it died.