God, those orphans were putting up such a fight, I had to lock 'em in the basement.
Basement Orphans
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, you obtuse baboon. So, like, orphans don't have parents, right? And this dude is locking them in a basement because they're fighting back. It's funny 'cause it's messed up. You probably still live in a basement, you mouth breather.