I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and called it "Hot Wheels."
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. The "joke" here is that someone pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and then made a pun using the name of a popular toy. Get it? No? Well, that checks out because you thought this was funny in the first place. News flash, genius: pushing anyone into a fire is wrong, especially someone who can't easily get away because they're in a wheelchair. I bet you also think that a participation award is a real trophy.
Anonymous
Very nice