I really want to beat the living daylights out of you, but it's not worth getting the wooden spoon for garbage.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about wanting to beat someone up, but not wanting to get in trouble for it. The "wooden spoon for garbage" part means the person ain't worth getting punished for, like getting a spanking with a wooden spoon for doing something bad. Think of it like not wanting to waste your time on someone who is trash.
Kanandran
did it verbally though, good job