Mime jokes

How do you make a mime cry?

You kill his family right in front of his stupid face.

Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?

Mr. Mime!

I was anonymous with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*."

What's black and white and red all over? A mime I hit with my car.

I was raped by a group of mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.

I was kidnapped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.

Mom! (DYM 48)

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Mÿ pp.

mememe

Meme.

Yo mama so ugly!

The mime broke his 30 year streak of silence!!!!