When the school shooter leaves your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid
Depends who’s shooting
I was gonna do a school shooter joke but it was aimed at younger audiences.
Remember, kids: the school shooter can’t get you if YOU are the shooter.
What’s a school shooters favorite anime
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common?
They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
When a school shooter walks to the intercom and plays pumped up kicks
When the school shooter is right outside the classroom window and the autistic kid starts trying to say hello to him.
Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…
one day the teacher said “there are 3 birds on a wire, a shooter shoots one. how many are left?” the teacher calls on lil johnny. “none” the teacher said ‘‘no but try again’’ lil johnny says " none bc if u shoot one the rest get scared and leave" the teacher said’’ not quiter but i like the way you think" lil johnny then says " alr teacher i have one for you. there are 3 women sitting on a bench, ones sucking it. the other its licking it, and the last on is bitting it. witch one is married?" the teacher then says "the one sucking it ofc" lil johnny then says “no the one with the ring but i like the way you think”
When the school shooter misses you but you gotta play it off;
why was the kid not able to cross the hallway? answer: the school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway
When the school shooters finally leaves your class room but then the autistic kid next you sketchers light up
When the school shooter kills the teacher and the autistic kid declares communism
When the school shooter finds you and you think you’re gonna die but he remembers the time you gave him a pen. 🖌
What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common? They both light up the room
When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a dance party.
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 3: LIKE: When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party. 🕺🕺🕺 DISLIKE: When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering but you walk toward his gun; “I will finish what you started.”
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When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”.