When the school shooter leaves your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
What's the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid? It depends on who's shooting.
When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
Remember, kids: the school shooter can't get you if YOU are the shooter.
I was gonna do a school shooter joke but it was aimed at younger audiences.
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When the school shooter kills the teacher and the autistic kid declares communism
why was the kid not able to cross the hallway? answer: the school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway
one day the teacher said "there are 3 birds on a wire, a shooter shoots one. how many are left?" the teacher calls on lil johnny. "none" the teacher said ''no but try again'' lil johnny says " none bc if u shoot one the rest get scared and leave" the teacher said'' not quiter but i like the way you think" lil johnny then says " alr teacher i have one for you. there are 3 women sitting on a bench, ones sucking it. the other its licking it, and the last on is bitting it. witch one is married?" the teacher then says "the one sucking it ofc" lil johnny then says "no the one with the ring but i like the way you think"
When a school shooter walks to the intercom and plays pumped up kicks
When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.
When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it's a dance party.
When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.
What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common? They both light up the room
When the school shooter misses you but you gotta play it off;
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So I was at a funeral the other day and it was a school shooting mass funeral, and the lady beside me asked me, “ what do you think was going through their heads?” And I replied, “probably a bullet.” She was furious and said, “ How dare you you have no idea what those kids were probably going through!” And I replied, “well they were going through anything the bullet was going through them.”
When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
When the school shooter is right outside the classroom window and the autistic kid starts trying to say hello to him.
When the quiet kid has an argument with the school shooter and you didn't get to pull out the AK
Hippity hoppity the school shooter spotted me
