The 90+ Best Shooter Jokes

What's the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid? It depends on who's shooting.

When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”

When the school shooter leaves your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.

Remember, kids: the school shooter can't get you if YOU are the shooter.

I was gonna do a school shooter joke but it was aimed at younger audiences.

What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common?

They both like to dump their loads into little kids.

When the school shooter finds you and you think you’re gonna die but he remembers the time you gave him a pen. 🖌

i swear in America, one school shooter can take good care of hundreds of kids, but hundreds of soldiers cant even win a war, might as well send all your school shooters over there

When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”.

When the school shooter says "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️

When a school shooter walks to the intercom and plays pumped up kicks

When the school shooter kills the teacher and the autistic kid declares communism

When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.

WHY ARE THERE 30 BULLETS IN ONE CLIP? BECAUSE THATS THE AVERAGE CLASSROOM SIZE

When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it's a dance party.

So I was at a funeral the other day and it was a school shooting mass funeral, and the lady beside me asked me, “ what do you think was going through their heads?” And I replied, “probably a bullet.” She was furious and said, “ How dare you you have no idea what those kids were probably going through!” And I replied, “well they were going through anything the bullet was going through them.”