Shooter

Shooter Jokes

Kid

What's the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid? It depends on who's shooting.

School Shooter

When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”

Abuse

What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common?

They both like to dump their loads into little kids.

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  • Kid

    Why was the kid not able to cross the hallway?

    Answer: The school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway.

    Bird

    One day the teacher said, "There are 3 birds on a wire, a shooter shoots one. How many are left?" The teacher calls on lil Johnny. "None," the teacher said, "no but try again." Lil Johnny says, "None, because if you shoot one the rest get scared and leave." The teacher said, "Not quite, but I like the way you think."

    Lil Johnny then says, "Alright teacher, I have one for you. There are 3 women sitting on a bench, one's sucking it, the other is licking it, and the last one is biting it. Which one is married?" The teacher then says, "The one sucking it, of course!" Lil Johnny then says, "No, the one with the ring, but I like the way you think!"

    Autistic kid

    When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom, and the autistic kid thinks it's a dance party.

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  • School shooting

    So, I was at a funeral the other day, and it was a school shooting mass funeral. The lady beside me asked me, “What do you think was going through their heads?” And I replied, “Probably a bullet.” She was furious and said, “How dare you! You have no idea what those kids were probably going through!” And I replied, “Well, they were going through anything the bullet was going through them.”

    School Shooter

    When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say, “This boy always had a fat ass.”

    School Shooter

    When the school shooter is right outside the classroom window, and the autistic kid starts trying to say hello to him.