Shooter Jokes

When the school shooter leaves your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.

What's the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid? It depends on who's shooting.

When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”

Remember, kids: the school shooter can't get you if YOU are the shooter.

I was gonna do a school shooter joke, but it was aimed at younger audiences.

What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common?

They both like to dump their loads into little kids.

When the school shooter kills the teacher and the autistic kid declares communism

why was the kid not able to cross the hallway? answer: the school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway

One day the teacher said, "There are 3 birds on a wire, a shooter shoots one. How many are left?" The teacher calls on lil Johnny. "None," the teacher said, "no but try again." Lil Johnny says, "None, because if you shoot one the rest get scared and leave." The teacher said, "Not quite, but I like the way you think."

Lil Johnny then says, "Alright teacher, I have one for you. There are 3 women sitting on a bench, one's sucking it, the other is licking it, and the last one is biting it. Which one is married?" The teacher then says, "The one sucking it, of course!" Lil Johnny then says, "No, the one with the ring, but I like the way you think!"

When a school shooter walks to the intercom and plays Pumped Up Kicks.

When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm, and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.

When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it's a dance party.

When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.

What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common?

They both light up the room.

When the school shooter misses you but you gotta play it off;

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So I was at a funeral the other day and it was a school shooting mass funeral, and the lady beside me asked me, “ what do you think was going through their heads?” And I replied, “probably a bullet.” She was furious and said, “ How dare you you have no idea what those kids were probably going through!” And I replied, “well they were going through anything the bullet was going through them.”