Shooter jokes

When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”

What's the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid? It depends on who's shooting.

When a school shooter walks to the intercom and plays Pumped Up Kicks.

So, I was at a funeral the other day, and it was a school shooting mass funeral. The lady beside me asked me, “What do you think was going through their heads?” And I replied, “Probably a bullet.” She was furious and said, “How dare you! You have no idea what those kids were probably going through!” And I replied, “Well, they were going through anything the bullet was going through them.”

When the school shooter leaves your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.

I was gonna do a school shooter joke, but it was aimed at younger audiences.

Remember, kids: the school shooter can't get you if YOU are the shooter.

When the school shooter misses you, but you gotta play it off.

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When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.

When the school shooter is right outside the classroom window, and the autistic kid starts trying to say hello to him.

What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common?

They both like to dump their loads into little kids.

What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common?

They both light up the room.

Why was the kid not able to cross the hallway?

Answer: The school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway.

One day the teacher said, "There are 3 birds on a wire, a shooter shoots one. How many are left?" The teacher calls on lil Johnny. "None," the teacher said, "no but try again." Lil Johnny says, "None, because if you shoot one the rest get scared and leave." The teacher said, "Not quite, but I like the way you think."

Lil Johnny then says, "Alright teacher, I have one for you. There are 3 women sitting on a bench, one's sucking it, the other is licking it, and the last one is biting it. Which one is married?" The teacher then says, "The one sucking it, of course!" Lil Johnny then says, "No, the one with the ring, but I like the way you think!"

A student was peeking in on a 10/10 chick, and the guy was about to nut.

The school shooter patted his back and told him to leave his corpses alone.

This isn't a joke, just an American back-to-school list.

1. Pencils

2. Binders

3. Paper

4. Pencil sharpener.

What, did you think I was going to make a school shooter joke?

When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom, and the autistic kid thinks it's a dance party.

"Hippity hoppity, the school shooter spotted me."

When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm, and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.

What is a school shooter's favorite animal?

A Desert Eagle.