Little Johnny is my son, and he got hit by a semi-truck owned by a Russian. Now I am on my way on a nuclear submarine with a Burger King Whopper to Moscow, then take revenge for little Johnny!
Nuclear Revenge
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, nimrod. So, Little Johnny gets flattened by a Russian semi-truck, right? And this dude, probably not the sharpest crayon in the box, is gonna cruise to Moscow in a nuke-powered submarine with a Burger King Whopper just to get even. Yeah, because that makes sense. What are you gonna do, nuke Russia with a burger in hand? You probably think Burger King is a fancy restaurant.
Comments (4)
Joe Biden
My little Timmy can destroy a semi-truck in 1 punch sooooooooooooooooooo sucks to be you! hhahahaahah!!!!!!!!!!!
Barack Obama
yeah joe biden said it!!!
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ur mom is gay
Anonymous
So relatable dawg😝