A light for life

If you give a man a match, he is warm for the night, but if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life. :)

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Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. So, this 'joke' is saying giving a dude a match keeps him warm for a night, right? But if you light him on fire, he's warm FOREVER! Get it? It's 'cause he's dead. You probably think soup comes from the refrigerator.

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